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Discussion in 'Parenting' started by egg_, Jan 8, 2018.

  1. Diddles

    Diddles Well-Known Member

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    Apart from 'I have the horn for' obviously :D
     
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  2. Unknown Convict

    Unknown Convict Well-Known Member

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    a friend of mine had to have the porn chat with his 10yo son after one of his classmates showed the whole class what he'd discovered on his new phone.
     
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  3. Anthony

    Anthony Well-Known Member Supporter

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    Reminds me of the time out headmaster called every boy from 4th - 6th class into the hall to talk about a Jazz Mag that had been brought into the school. Memories....
     
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  4. Unknown Convict

    Unknown Convict Well-Known Member

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    was it Downbeat? pure filth...
     
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  5. hermie

    hermie Well-Known Member

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    This thread is making me very nervous about a certain incoming due in, oh less than 3 months...:eek:
     
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  6. Cornu Ammonis

    Cornu Ammonis Well-Known Member Contributor Supporter

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    Don’t be nervous. It’s all actually deadly and these little people are wonderful. Things can be difficult and your patience will be tested but overall your time spent with them is worth about a million friendships. Once you accept that they are irrational and will be for a couple of decades (because they are not small adults) and that you need to be level-headed because they are not able to be, it is all fairly straightforward from there.
     
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  7. Anthony

    Anthony Well-Known Member Supporter

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    Just spent the evening rowing with my eldest (25 mins to put on shoes!). But then in the car he asked me where my weezer blue album is and when we got home started learning how to play The Sweater Song on the drums.

    You'll be grand.
     
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  8. chris d

    chris d Well-Known Member

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    Nice one. about 5 months here.
     
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  9. chris d

    chris d Well-Known Member

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    any idea where my blue album is?
     
  10. hermie

    hermie Well-Known Member

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    Ha, I was listening to that on the way in this morning. Seriously nice thing to be able to play music with your son, no?
     
  11. Anthony

    Anthony Well-Known Member Supporter

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    They have no patience though.
     
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