Movie Review: Star Wars The Rise of Skywalker (1 Viewer)

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I wish I had thought of referencing TS Eliot in my review...
LOLLL
Just read it there.
Aren’t we the smart fellas?

You captured pretty much what I thought about it, but with far better context, while liking it a little more.
Nice work.



My brother said that JJ Abrams wasn’t born, he was cloned in a lab from a safe pair of hands.
And that’s better than anything else I can say about it.
 

7 - No tomorrow

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I've been trying to figure out for about a day now was the plot essentially the third matrix movie.
Maybe, I remember being confused, but still engaged, at the end of the Matrix series

It's the amount of death fakes that wearied me a bit too

Chewie - dead. Psych, he was on "another transport".
Luke - dead. Nope, he's here to give you a new ship and a burnt compass.
Han - dead. Well no, he's here to shoot first at your feels sack.
C3PO - brain dead, memory wiped. Uhm, about that.
Keri Russell - trapped on a planet that's wiped out. Nuh uh. Too space sexy to die.
Adam Driver - death by light saber, there is no surer death. Turns out, Rey is short for Reiki.
Rey - browners for sure. But wait!..... Well, you get the idea.
 

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Maybe, I remember being confused, but still engaged, at the end of the Matrix series

It's the amount of death fakes that wearied me a bit too

Chewie - dead. Psych, he was on "another transport".
Luke - dead. Nope, he's here to give you a new ship and a burnt compass.
Han - dead. Well no, he's here to shoot first at your feels sack.
C3PO - brain dead, memory wiped. Uhm, about that.
Keri Russell - trapped on a planet that's wiped out. Nuh uh. Too space sexy to die.
Adam Driver - death by light saber, there is no surer death. Turns out, Rey is short for Reiki.
Rey - browners for sure. But wait!..... Well, you get the idea.

It's almost as if whoever writes this total shit just makes up whatever fucking nonsense they want and the studio signs off on it anyway
 

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Just back from this,enjoyed it just fine. I could easily be a jaded old fart who wants to relive seeing return of the jedi for the first time. But that's not what I am. Got pretty much exactly what I expected.

If it was records,it could have been flick of the switch,or fear of the dark or something,but it was a bit more heaven and hell.
 

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