Minor Pleasures (7 Viewers)

[hermie]

An old lady gave me an apple, orange and a banana for helping her in with her bins this morning.

 

[Anthony]

I looked up how to do something car related on YT. Now I've watched multiple clips of a lad who is tricking out his Corsa. He's dead proud of it. It's like a guitar or something!

 

[GO]

Looking up how to get milk off a car seat?

 

[ernesto]

An old lady gave me an apple, orange and a banana for helping her in with her bins this morning.

In Which order did you shove them up your bum?

 

[hermie]

In Which order did you shove them up your bum?

No need for order when you've a yawning chasm like I do.

 

[ernesto]

No need for order when you've a yawning chasm like I do.

You’ve a bum hole like a fruit salad

 

[Anthony]

Looking up how to get milk off a car seat?

Ha! No, though maybe I will. I'm on day two of the Corsa Boyz.

 

[hermie]

You’ve a bum hole like a fruit salad

Even the piles won't stay in

 

[Unicron]

Getting your beard trimmed in a barbers by someone who knows how to do it right

 

[Anthony]

Got a really good bed set up going on. Leading to great long sleeps.

 

[Denny Oubidoux]

I'd have great sleeps if I went to bed before it was too late for a great sleep.

I got my cholesterol checked there this evening, it's grand. License to carry on with the pastries and muffins in the bag.

 

[Cornu Ammonis]

I’d have great sleeps if my son didn’t get into the bed, headbutt, and gouge my eyes.

 

[Cornu Ammonis]

I’d have great sleeps if my son didn’t get into the bed, headbutt, and gouge my eyes.

In fairness, I know him and he’s sound really.

 

[pavlos]

Jaysus, Thumped is fairly busy today

 

[Lili Marlene]

The Chief Marketing Officer of my company was having a meltdown and i fixed the problem using MS Paint.

 

[GARYXKNIFEDX]

Ginger nut biscuits

 

[Kermit McDermott]

I always wondered where these yokes came from.

Fairy Doors - Invite a fairy into your home

Not that i'm going to buy any..... but they're a nice touch

 

[Denny Oubidoux]

Speaking of fairy pleasures... Josephine Foster has a new album called Faithful Fairy Harmony which I'm going to listen to before lunch

 

[jonah]

Today was going terribly. I woke up a half hour late for my shuttle bus to work (bougie mention no.1), thought fuck it sure, I'm late I might as well make breakfast. Whipped out my overnight oats, chopped up some mango, added my chia seeds (bougie mention no.2) and chomped on my first spoon, only to realise that I hadn't added chia seeds at all but coriander seeds (bougie mention no.3). Spat it out because clearly coriander is the devil.

I was just about to give up on the day, while looking in my empty wallet, wondering if I could afford a cab to minimize the damage of how late I was, when I pulled on a pair of shoes I hadn't worn in about 3 months and found 100 quid in the shoe.

So I got that cab (bougie mention no.4). I got that motherfucking cab.

 

[ann post]

Today was going terribly. I woke up a half hour late for my shuttle bus to work (bougie mention no.1), thought fuck it sure, I'm late I might as well make breakfast. Whipped out my overnight oats, chopped up some mango, added my chia seeds (bougie mention no.2) and chomped on my first spoon, only to realise that I hadn't added chia seeds at all but coriander seeds (bougie mention no.3). Spat it out because clearly coriander is the devil.

I was just about to give up on the day, while looking in my empty wallet, wondering if I could afford a cab to minimize the damage of how late I was, when I pulled on a pair of shoes I hadn't worn in about 3 months and found 100 quid in the shoe.

So I got that cab (bougie mention no.4). I got that motherfucking cab.

this is like a modern day writing of cinderalla.