Minor Pleasures (4 Viewers)

[Cornu Ammonis]

I got the Positivity Award at my workout group this morning, so I can't be a complete cunt

Sir, that is a covid test.

 

[Jill Hives]

I just had to race down to the petrol station (7km) to but milk before they closed. My little dog followed me out, so I took him along. He sat on my lap with his paws on the wheel. Dangerous, I know but it’s an empty road at this time. He was super cute. Good driver too.

 

[Jill Hives]

I got the Positivity Award at my workout group this morning, so I can't be a complete cunt

Was it a “most improved” positivity award?

 

[Deadmanposting]

Was it a “most improved” positivity award?

I'm the same bright and shiny ball of positivity that I have always been

(cough)

 

[flashback]

Just picked up the Cunt Of The Week award at work there.

Long time coming I thought.

Although they've warned me a couple of times about masturbating in the jacks.

 

[rettucs]

Just picked up the Cunt Of The Week award at work there.

Long time coming I thought.

Although they've warned me a couple of times about masturbating in the jacks.

well, I mean, where else the fuck ya gonna do it?

they are dopes, but still, congrats on the award

 

[Cornu Ammonis]

where else the fuck ya gonna do it?

Your office cubicle. Like a man.

 

[pete]

Wordle 698 3/6*

 

[Anthony]

I've become pally with my old English teacher. I gave him a copy of Knightmare on CD. This morning he complimented my lyrics. I'm 16.

 

[Deadmanposting]

I've taken the day off
I'm in a train with my bike
The sun is shining and I've no problems worth mentioning

 

[Cormcolash]

Is that an unreleased Bob Marley song?

 

[Denny Oubidoux]

My colleague often uses the verb to perform where most people would use to do.

 

[therealjohnny]

My colleague often uses the verb to perform where most people would use to do.

"I'm away to perform a shite"

 

[Deadmanposting]

My colleague often uses the verb to perform where most people would use to do.

A performative perform?

 

[Deadmanposting]

The fucking summer is banging on the goddamn door and I FUCKING LOVE IT

Shorts, ice cream, summer dresses, sandy towels - all of it

We're alive, motherfuckers!

 

[egg_]

The hawthorn and the cow parsley are in full flower out here in culshie-land, and it's fucking glorious

 

[Denny Oubidoux]

Theres a song about that

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[seanc]

Well, my arm is in a cast now. The doctors were were impressed at my pain tolerance and stupidity.

No surgery as yet, but that might happen. The doctor seemed hopeful as whatever he did today went pretty well. He says the fact that I smoke meant that the injury hadn't fully healed, which turns out to be a good thing, as it would have healed in a monstrous deformed way, and they'd have to break it again.

The nurse was showing my x-rays to other random nurses like "look at this dickhead".

Anyway, I'm glad I finally sucked it up and did something about it. And also, I'm high as fuck right now.

 

[flashback]

Myself and the kids were sitting over in our swimming spot hanging our feet into the water, and I saw an otter paddling over towards us. I told the kids to keep an eye out and pointed to where he was. The youngfla immediately whipped his feet out, and my daughter leaned over to get a better look. The otter surfaced less than a meter away, and scooted past us.
I was asking the younglfa if he was scared of otters and he explained: Otters are the cats of the sea, they'll bite your toes, but just for fun. They can't help it.

I've never seen a wild otter as close, it swam underneath our feet. Otters: the cats of the sea.

 

[seanc]

Oh yeah, my hand was about a half inch away from where it should be, and some bone has gone missing. It might heal well, or I might get plates screwed in. Either way, a good excuse to reinvent my bass playing technique.