Minor Pleasures (10 Viewers)

[egg_]

Honestly @riath you should just move to Balbriggan. Where are you gonna find a friend like that anywhere else?

 

[therealjohnny]

Today I learned that putting a lowercase y in a set of parenthesis gives you this

ooh ( n )

 

[therealjohnny]

test ..

didn't work

 

[Space]

 

[seanc]

 

[JohnnyRaz]

(m)

was hoping for a sideways thumb!

 

[magicbastarder]

aren't we all.

 

[therealjohnny]

(m)

was hoping for a sideways thumb!

 

[Jill Hives]

Hives and I are in Prague for a few days. We had a few drinks and absinthe shots last night and then went to the sex machines museum. She brought the tiny plastic hands I got her for Christmas, and it was all just fucking hilarious getting photos with them.
She was laughing so hard at one point I thought she was going to fall down the stairs.

I was making the best use of my wonderful present. I would post photos but they are clearly NSFW. I was laughing so hard I nearly wet myself. There was also a man with a southern accent clearly eavesdropping (not that it was hard) because we were more entertaining than the actual Museum.

 

[Deadmanposting]

Hives and I are in Prague for a few days. We had a few drinks and absinthe shots last night and then went to the sex machines museum. She brought the tiny plastic hands I got her for Christmas, and it was all just fucking hilarious getting photos with them.
She was laughing so hard at one point I thought she was going to fall down the stairs.

 

[Deadmanposting]

test ..

didn't work

The only one that matters is

\m/

Even if it doesn't work (\m/)

 

[Deadmanposting]

Got my not regular baker to slice my loaf lengthwise - not every bread shop loves doing it, or they say the machine can't do it
This lad lashed it through, not a bother. A fellow edge lord.

I can make my mahoosive sambos now

Life is GOOD

 

[seanc]

The other day i sliced halloumi edgeways. It was amazing. I mean, halloumi is great, but somehow it became even better.

Fuck all these x-axis mother fuckers.

 

[Cornu Ammonis]

Got my not regular baker to slice my loaf lengthwise - not every bread shop loves doing it, or they say the machine can't do it
This lad lashed it through, not a bother. A fellow edge lord.

I can make my mahoosive sambos now

Life is GOOD

The Hafler Trio - How To Slice A Loaf Of Bread (Lengthwise)

View credits, reviews, tracks and shop for the 2004 CD release of "How To Slice A Loaf Of Bread (Lengthwise)" on Discogs.

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[Cornu Ammonis]

The other day i sliced halloumi edgeways. It was amazing. I mean, halloumi is great, but somehow it became even better.

Fuck all these x-axis mother fuckers.

Careful, next you’ll move on to diagonal cuts before you crack out a hot wire cutter and start trying to make curved slices.

 

[magicbastarder]

i watched some of this video last night, and i'd probably have a go at making it except the blade would be very difficult to buy for less than the cost of a halfway decent knife anyway:

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[ann post]

Got my not regular baker to slice my loaf lengthwise - not every bread shop loves doing it, or they say the machine can't do it
This lad lashed it through, not a bother. A fellow edge lord.

I can make my mahoosive sambos now

Life is GOOD

Do you have to cut up the massive sambos to fit them in your hand / lunchbox though? I just need a bit more detail on logistics here.

 

[therealjohnny]

Do you have to cut up the massive sambos to fit them in your hand / lunchbox though? I just need a bit more detail on logistics here.

The dream lunchbox

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[David Kronenbourg]

My man!

Anglers despair as trapped seal eats Essex lake’s stocks like it’s ‘in Waitrose’

Animal evading capture from Rochford fishing lake since mid-December

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[seanc]

i watched some of this video last night, and i'd probably have a go at making it except the blade would be very difficult to buy for less than the cost of a halfway decent knife anyway:

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I mean, I like the idea of a "fence" as he calls it. But then there's this other bread I found that gives consistently sized slices. It's called sliced bread. It's the best thing since the Japanese rasp.

And does that guy own over a dozen planes?

Ooh and look at all his different saws. Look at how they sound.