Minor Pleasures (14 Viewers)

[Cormcolash]

Was on the bus home today, and as I was going upstairs, this lad in the downstairs started trying to argue with the driver that he didn't need to wear a mask, it wasn't a legal requirement, he was exempt for being asthmatic (clearly wasn't), etc etc etc. Driver just kept saying "Sorry, sorry, it's in the legislation, that's just how it is" and stood his ground like a good man.
So as I was getting off yer man was still sitting there with his mask around his chin of course, so I shouted down to the driver "NICE ONE DRIVER, YOU'RE A LEGEND!"

 

[therealjohnny]

I just started using this Beurer foot warmer yoke... if this is what it's like to be a pensioner, bring it.

This is class. I've no dignity, or self respect, and any intention of ever trying to pretend not to be old again evaporated the moment I plugged this baby in.

But, warm feet lads. I mean, we're talking cozy toesies here.

On this bright frosty morning that truly feels like the first day of winter, I've just ordered one of these.

I'm considering a tartan blanket for my knees

 

[Kermit McDermott]

Enemies of Metal......your days are numbered.

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[flashback]

On this bright frosty morning that truly feels like the first day of winter, I've just ordered one of these.

I'm considering a tartan blanket for my knees

I have to get out and walk for at least two hours before I'm allowed to fire mine up. This foot warmer business is serious thin end of the wedge shit, there needs to be rules.

 

[therealjohnny]

I have to get out and walk for at least two hours before I'm allowed to fire mine up. This foot warmer business is serious thin end of the wedge shit, there needs to be rules.

I once thought of making a set of rules regarding this issue, but I got cold feet.



chortle

 

[flashback]

I once thought of making a set of rules regarding this issue, but I got cold feet.



chortle

that's exactly the kind of joke someone with an electric footwarmer would make.

There's every chance it's already too late for you.

 

[therealjohnny]

that's exactly the kind of joke someone with an electric footwarmer would make.

There's every chance it's already too late for you.

Oh it is...way too late

Off to make a nice hot mug of Horlicks, to keep out the cold

 

[Cornu Ammonis]

Oh it is...way too late

Off to make a nice hot mug of Horlicks, to keep out the cold

Mix Horlicks into your hot chocolate, baller move.

 

[therealjohnny]

For the first time in decades I had Porridge for breakfast. It warms the bones.

 

[pete]

For the first time in decades I had Porridge for breakfast. It warms the bones.

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[therealjohnny]

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I had flashbacks to this ad while I was eating it.

 

[Unicron]

For the first time in decades I had Porridge for breakfast. It warms the bones.

I have Weetabix pretty much every morning that I'm having breakfast at mine. Dull and samey but similar nutritional value to porridge.

 

[therealjohnny]

I have Weetabix pretty much every morning that I'm having breakfast at mine. Dull and samey but similar nutritional value to porridge.

I used to live on Weetabix. I find porridge fits better with my new-found old codger status in life

 

[chris d]

Weetabix. A cold, miserable sludge. It's what we deserve as a people.

 

[Unicron]

Weetabix. A cold, miserable sludge. It's what we deserve as a people.

Warm milk, some walnuts, mixed seeds, chia seeds, a banana and come blueberries. Lovely* stuff.

*Adequate and edible but better than sausages.

 

[chris d]

I need to sort my life out.

 

[Unicron]

I need to sort my life out.

If you eat enough fiber in the morning it's one fewer thing to potentially be tortured by for the rest of the day.

 

[therealjohnny]

Warm milk, some walnuts, mixed seeds, chia seeds, a banana and come blueberries. Lovely* stuff.

*Adequate and edible but better than sausages.

I can't comprehend how together you must be to create his for yourself. I am in awe.

 

[therealjohnny]

Bowl Only Fit For The Bin After Weetabix Left In It For Ten Minutes

A CARLOW man has conceded that his favourite cereal bowl is now only fit for the bin, after making the crucial error of not rinsing it immediately after eating his Weetabix this morning. Kevin McCarroll, 27, …

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[Lili Marlene]

I moved from Weetabix to Shredded Wheat aged about 9 and haven't had Weetabix since. I haven't had Shredded Wheat since about the age of 16 mind you. I've been all about the porridge for about a decade now.

Similarly my dad had porridge every day growing up and hasn't had a bowl since he was about 18. Refuses to even consider it an option in the morning.