Minor Pleasures (3 Viewers)

[ann post]

I must be alone in hating Nutella. I had a Ferrero Rocher over Xmas and was dismayed to realise it's basically overpriced Nutella in a ball.

My GF won't touch it anymore because its made of monkeys.

 

[ernesto]

My GF won't touch it anymore because its made of monkeys.

The actual palms of orangutans

 

[dudley]

Yeah, but you see...

We had banned Nutella in this house, but then I *accidentaly* had Nutella pizza at the weekend, and it was fucking amazing. So fuck the orangutans, it's worth it.

 

[GARYXKNIFEDX]

Thats definitely a crime against pizza

 

[therealjohnny]

Yeah, but you see...

We had banned Nutella in this house, but then I *accidentaly* had Nutella pizza at the weekend, and it was fucking amazing. So fuck the orangutans, it's worth it.

 

[hermie]

I basically lived on nutella, crackers and pints of milk as a teenager.

This is the new nutella for me though

 

[_Katie_]

Everything hurts.

 

[Anthony]

Palm oil is in everything. Except Galaxy chocolate.

 

[Cornu Ammonis]

Once or twice a year on a digestive,but that's it. Never on any kind of bread.

On digestive is one of the best ways.

Thats definitely a crime against pizza

But so is this and you're wrong. Pizza dough is a great vehicle for Nutella.

 

[hermie]

Palm oil is in everything. Except Galaxy chocolate.

And Pip & Nut crunchy maple peanut butter

 

[GARYXKNIFEDX]

On digestive is one of the best ways.


But so is this and you're wrong. Pizza dough is a great vehicle for Nutella.

I cant believe anyone would want to ruin two of lifes great pleasures(chocolate and pizza) in one go.

 

[Cornu Ammonis]

I cant believe anyone would want to ruin two of lifes great pleasures(chocolate and pizza) in one go.

It’s not really a pizza though, it’s just the base. Like if you were putting mozzarella and anchovies on it I’d get your point but it’s really the same as having sweet or savoury crepes.

 

[Cornu Ammonis]

Or jam or cheese on toast.

 

[GARYXKNIFEDX]

Crepes and toast do not make pizza though

 

[Jerry Twig]

I basically lived on nutella, crackers and pints of milk as a teenager.

This is the new nutella for me though
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Like an ex-drinker trying to tell you that kombucha is better than a pint.

YEAH RIGHT

 

[Jerry Twig]

I cant believe anyone would want to ruin two of lifes great pleasures(chocolate and pizza) in one go.

Nutella is not chocolate

 

[GARYXKNIFEDX]

It has a chocolateyness to it though

 

[Jerry Twig]

That it does

 

[nooleen]

I must be alone in hating Nutella. I had a Ferrero Rocher over Xmas and was dismayed to realise it's basically overpriced Nutella in a ball.

i saw a woman buying around 20 boxes of ferrero rocher yesterday

i wonder if she's using them to build a chocolatey pyramid like the french ambassador

 

[Anthony]

Pete's fundraising goal made me lol.

Also I had a brilliant idea for a money making tribute band yesterday. The band is called "Donnington" and we'll play gigs as tributes to different Monsters Of Rock gigs at Castle Donnington. eg: Donnington play '86, or Donnington play '92.
Obvs I don't have the guitar chops to pull this off so i'll be rhythm guitar or money stealing manager. ©me 2019