Minor complaints thread (17 Viewers)

[David Kronenbourg]

It’s more like Fraiser and Niles, no?

 

[Scientician 0.8]

This is a very sad situation. 5 Irish kids on the J1 die in balcony collapse in Berkeley, California.

Five Irish students die after balcony collapses in Berkeley, California

 

[David Kronenbourg]

People who only answer your questions on Tinder and don't ask any back

 

[CinnamonBoy]

People who only answer your questions on Tinder and don't ask any back

I'd consider throwing that into the major complaints thread.

Gawd it drives me up the wall.

 

[Denny Oubidoux]

Does that not mean they're not interested? I forget what tinder looks like

 

[therealjohnny]

I need to take out another car loan to repair the car I bought with my current car loan

 

[Lili Marlene]

The johnnystress anthem

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[7 - No tomorrow]

I need to take out another car loan to repair the car I bought with my current car loan

If only Toyotas looked cool

 

[nooleen]

get a micra
they're cute-looking, and dependable until someone drives into the back of them

 

[therealjohnny]

I've been considering a Figaro..nice retro styling over what is essentially a Micra

But then everyone would slag me for driving a girl's car

But fuck it--I'd love to get mine in working order
It'll cost at least a grand though

Which I don't have

 

[David Kronenbourg]

2 measly meatballs in my lousy Italian meatball soup

 

[7 - No tomorrow]

But then everyone would slag me for driving a girl's car

Well, they'd be right

 

[therealjohnny]

And they have automatic transmission. Because stick shifts are too hard to use.

 

[RayRay]

But fuck it--I'd love to get mine in working order
It'll cost at least a grand though

Which I don't have

What up with it?

 

[7 - No tomorrow]

What up with it?

It is a great vampire squid wrapped around the face of @johnnystress's existence, relentlessly jamming its blood funnel into anything that smells like money.

 

[7 - No tomorrow]

It's either that or the alternator.

 

[therealjohnny]

What up with it?

Emissions. Probably a piston ring or two need replacing. I had it serviced but the guy just couldn't get the emissions down to a passable level. I had Diptane in the tank and got up at 6 this morning to bomb up and down the motorway to try and get the levels down but no joy. Well some joy. Having the road to myself and putting the foot down was good fun.

 

[RayRay]

Shit buzz... Better that gets sorted sooner rather then later too

 

[therealjohnny]

 

[nooleen]

sheesh

someone asked me how i made a video on youtube so i said i combined a gif and mp3 in windows movie maker, which i thought was reasonably helpful and s/he replied 'you're supposed to say you'll show me'

fuck off

also the dog's making a lot of gurgling sounds and won't eat his breakfast so i'm pretty sure he's going to shit himself or puke