Minor complaints thread (7 Viewers)

[mark]

a bloke wished I would get "lung cancer in my arse", last week in Dublin when I wouldn't give him a rollie.

If anyone could figure out a way of getting lung cancer of the arse, it's you dude.

 

[chutneyfarmer]

Kidney stones.

Would be in the Major Complaints thread but I got off work early and am home on the couch so it kinda balances out that it ends up here.

 

[Deadmanposting]

Kidney stones.

Would be in the Major Complaints thread but I got off work early and am home on the couch so it kinda balances out that it ends up here.

Let us know how this goes.

I live in fear of these fuckers.

 

[chutneyfarmer]

Let us know how this goes.

I live in fear of these fuckers.

Fuckers they are!

Will keep you updated

 

[Deadmanposting]

Fuckers they are!

Will keep you updated

I read you can get them zapped with lasers now. But I'm also willing to bet my health insurance doesn't cover that.

It'll be down the urethra for my little babies, I'm sure.

 

[Psycho Punk]

I read you can get them zapped with lasers now. But I'm also willing to bet my health insurance doesn't cover that.

It'll be down the urethra for my little babies, I'm sure.

I'll treat you with a laser pointer - gratis.

 

[JohnnyRaz]

Just remember to tell her she has a nice ass JohnnyRaz

would telling her she had a hot ass be too punny?

 

[pete]

Kidney stones.

Would be in the Major Complaints thread but I got off work early and am home on the couch so it kinda balances out that it ends up here.

still not minor. I literally thought i was dying when i got one... was convinced i'd swallowed bits of broken glass.

 

[Deadmanposting]

still not minor. I literally thought i was dying when i got one... was convinced i'd swallowed bits of broken glass.

(crosses legs)

 

[chutneyfarmer]

It'll be down the urethra for my little babies, I'm sure.

That's the route mine will be taking

Should be fun!

 

[Jill Hives]

That under my mother's gmail chat name it says, "great weather"... it's like she's rubbing it in.

 

[D0njo]

still not minor. I literally thought i was dying when i got one... was convinced i'd swallowed bits of broken glass.

 

[Jill Hives]

Forest fires in Northern Spain.

 

[nlgbbbblth]

Dip in the pool.

http://www.cdc.gov/healthywater/pdf/swimming/pools/fecal-incident-response-recommendations.pdf

 

[mel gibson]

Dip in the pool.

http://www.cdc.gov/healthywater/pdf/swimming/pools/fecal-incident-response-recommendations.pdf

sweet Jesus!

 

[Reets]

A never ending "to-do" list.
Also the lil bro is getting his CAO offers today and with me being the one to organise the grinds, it'll be me that gets blamed if he fucks up.

 

[RayRay]

A never ending "to-do" list.
Also the lil bro is getting his CAO offers today and with me being the one to organise the grinds, it'll be me that gets blamed if he fucks up.

Fuck that just tell them you can bring a horse to water but you cant make him throw stones at people in glass houses

 

[JohnnyRaz]

arthurs day fuckology begins again.
fuck you arthur...

 

[Reets]

I think I'll just beat the crap out of him.

 

[Unicron]

Getting an e-mail from your broadband provider that that with 11 days to go in the month you're already at 90% of your cap.