Minor complaints thread (6 Viewers)

[therealjohnny]

is your boiler in there now?

Would it be worth knocking down a few blocks to get in there and start a fire?


Also, are you actually seeking solutions or just commiseration ?

I don't think it'd be wise to start knocking bricks out. Smoking them out is not a guaranteed solution and I'd probably just add to our woes. A solution would be great but we went through this before and have a good idea what isn't feasible. There's a chance the guy who did it last year might come back but he was disappointed with the swarm he got that time so might decide it's not worth it. Plan b is to get an exterminator out to murder them.

So commiserations are welcome.

 

[ann post]

Just mow all the lawns everywhere all the time and they'll die off

 

[therealjohnny]

For anyone interested this is what I was sent. When I tried further explaining my specific circumstances I got a Scarfolk style "for more information please reread" response

Chimneys - Swarms.ie

Chimney Bees Pain on top of pain, the worst case to get If the bees just landed this week This information is presented as a rough process that has worked for other people in the past in removing bees from their chimneys. It is provided as an experimental guide and in good faith. However, if […]

swarms.ie

 

[hydromancer]

If you can nab the queen they will all follow her but that might be tricky to do she will kill any baby queens until one day she is got the better of is the way it goes. I have a book around somewhere a local beekeeper gave me some years ago maybe it could offer some hints. Honestly I would question if it's not better to live with them "terrible structural damage" sounds a little over the top especially when the chimney is not in use. Time and the elements are enough to destroy a chimney. Easy for me to say of course.

 

[ann post]

What about just getting someone in to remove the humans

Bees Declared To Be The Most Important Living Being On Earth

Seventy percent of the world’s agriculture depends entirely on bees. The bees have been declared the most important living beings on this planet, the Earthwatch Institute concluded in the last meeting of the Royal Geographical Society of London.

www.sciencetimes.com

 

[magicbastarder]

was that written by a bee?

 

[Deadmanposting]

was that written by a bee?

Chat GBeeT

 

[therealjohnny]

Big dog stood on little dog. Little dog's leg might be broken or dislocated

I'm living in interesting times

 

[egg_]

Chat GBeeT

That article reads really like it was written by an AI.

 

[magicbastarder]

AB, you mean.

 

[JohnnyRaz]

Big dog stood on little dog. Little dog's leg might be broken or dislocated

I'm living in interesting times

another omen!

'and the large hounde shall sit upon the small hounde, and verily his legge will be broken. so it is written'.

 

[therealjohnny]

another omen!

'and the large hounde shall sit upon the small hounde, and verily his legge will be broken. so it is written'.

Oh heavens!

 

[prefuse]

I've been meaning to get one of those "dick extension dogs" to add to my hyper masculine alpha male image. I've got the beard, the tattoos, the obligatory hair cut. I've been going to the gym, I've got the tight sleeveless t-shirt. A strong, powerful dog to intimidate people would be a great addition.

 

[ann post]

I've been meaning to get one of those "dick extension dogs" to add to my hyper masculine alpha male image. I've got the beard, the tattoos, the obligatory hair cut. I've been going to the gym, I've got the tight sleeveless t-shirt. A strong, powerful dog to intimidate people would be a great addition.

See also

 

[Space]

I've been meaning to get one of those "dick extension dogs" to add to my hyper masculine alpha male image. I've got the beard, the tattoos, the obligatory hair cut. I've been going to the gym, I've got the tight sleeveless t-shirt. A strong, powerful dog to intimidate people would be a great addition.

I think what you need is a fixie to complete that look.

 

[therealjohnny]

Big dog stood on little dog. Little dog's leg might be broken or dislocated

I'm living in interesting times

Almost 400e vet bill

Fuck my life

 

[prefuse]

I think what you need is a fixie to complete that look.

Fixie's are for beta males. I am a strong leader who crushes with power.

 

[GO]

Big dog stood on little dog. Little dog's leg might be broken or dislocated

I'm living in interesting times

My brother had a great Dane and a beautiful staffy. The staffy was annoying the big lad so the great Dane picked her up by the head and gave her a wee shake.

Staffy dead from broken neck

 

[therealjohnny]

My brother had a great Dane and a beautiful staffy. The staffy was annoying the big lad so the great Dane picked her up by the head and gave her a wee shake.

Staffy dead from broken neck

Aw that's awful

 

[GO]

Almost 400e vet bill

Fuck my life

When the dog is better send him up the chimney to sort out the bees. He fucking owes you.