there's a lot of nautical terminology going on there - do you live on a boat?I went out for another cigarette. She somehow took the time to leave the front door open.
Not only that, she unspliced a rope (I don't even know where that came from) and made sure that the door was tied open. You can't unsplice a rope for the sake of pettiness, it's wrong. And for that reason, espexially fuck off. Mispelling intentional.
edit: there was a granny knot involved.