Minor complaints thread (4 Viewers)

[Denny Oubidoux]

Neighbours laughing loudly in their garden

 

[GO]

pricks. mine were at it the other night

 

[Denny Oubidoux]

Drones, some prick has one hovering above me there

 

[ann post]

Drones, some prick has one hovering above me there

I hate those stupid things. We need to train the seaguls to fuck these things up.
I live near the place they are testing the shop delivery one. It's already sorta annoying.

 

[seanc]

Just caught one the local fly-tippers in the act, the brazen little shit.


Thing was, it wasn't the fly tipper, it was one of his kids. And I get the impression he's dangerous. Also I didn'twant to have a debate about civic responsibility and good parenting with an 11 year old and ten o'clock at night, in the dark, by the bins. Everything he dumped was recycleable, so I put it in the recycling skip. The young lad wouldn't have been able to that on his own. Poor kid.

 

[magicbastarder]

our neighbours don't have a bin contract. they throw their food waste onto the flat roof of the shed, and most of their domestic waste goes into the public bin beside the bus stop outside the house beside them.
even the chap who cuts their grass for them has it collected by a chap in a council van who clearly makes a bit on the side collecting green waster from cheapo garden contractors.

 

[rettucs]

got bitten twice by mosquitoes on saturday while out cutting the grass. The bite under my left ear wasn't too bad, but the other side, yer man had a feast. My face swelled up and I looked like the elephant man for 24 hours. Little horrible little horrible shites.

He is dead now.

 

[therealjohnny]

I can't figure out the child safety lock on my lawn torch

 

[seanc]

I can't figure out the child safety lock on my lawn torch

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It's doing it's job then isn't it?

 

[magicbastarder]

maybe it's a gravity lock, but that sounds a little complicated for such a simple piece of equipment.

 

[therealjohnny]

It's doing it's job then isn't it?

I clicked"burn", in an ironic fashion

 

[seanc]

I do think that was a good burn on my part. The sort of thing that In real life, if there was a bunch of LADS around, they'd go "AWWWWWWW, SHIT!!! HE GOT YOU THERE!!"

Then you'd make me clean toilets with a toothbrush or something for the rest of the day.

 

[therealjohnny]

I do think that was a good burn on my part. The sort of thing that In real life, if there was a bunch of LADS around, they'd go "AWWWWWWW, SHIT!!! HE GOT YOU THERE!!"

Then you'd make me clean toilets with a toothbrush or something for the rest of the day.

I was thinking it was ironic, as I can't burn it without getting the thing open

 

[seanc]

Yes I understood that thanks. At least you're not making me clean toothbrushes with a bunch of toilets.

That also is intentional. We cans do jokes.

 

[seanc]

The incoming easterly is good and refreshing, but I wanted a MASSIVE LIGHTNING STORM.

Quite disappointed.

 

[rettucs]

the end of this awful fucking weather is in sight

 

[Anthony]

We'll miss it when it's gone.

 

[pete]

We'll miss it when it's gone.

Unlikely.

 

[Anthony]

We need to find a new printer for my wife's art prints, because she takes no shit and took no shit.

 

[magicbastarder]

i read that at first as 'desktop printer' and thought you meant she'd taken a baseball bat to it.