Minor complaints thread (11 Viewers)

[David Kronenbourg]

stupid article from some knob at the guardian
Time, please: is drinking becoming as socially unacceptable as smoking?

 

[Denny Oubidoux]

I'm on holidays and the weather is like a bad summer in Donegal

 

[Anthony]

i just stabbed my thigh with a needle, it went an inch deep

I did something similar last week. For some reason there was a needle hidden in the duvet and when I got up there was this pain my calf. Then I got out of bed and the fucking duvet was practically sewn to me. No choice but to push the needle ALL THE WAY THROUGH LIKE A BADGE.

 

[rettucs]

Have the poxy flu. Also, the english language doesn't do justice to how poxy the flu is. The spaniards and the french have it down.

 

[David Kronenbourg]

The unstoppable rise of a mediocre comedian who no one in this country had heard of before saturday and who's name I'm sick to death of after two days. Way to go twitter for making everything - comedy, journalism, politics, movies - shit and annoying.
Michelle Wolf: the unstoppable rise of America's provocative political comic

 

[Cornu Ammonis]

The unstoppable rise of a mediocre comedian who no one in this country had heard of before saturday and who's name I'm sick to death of after two days. Way to go twitter for making everything - comedy, journalism, politics, movies - shit and annoying.
Michelle Wolf: the unstoppable rise of America's provocative political comic

She’s been on Live at the Apollo and stuff like that. Not very famous (until now) but not that unknown. And I’m not even a massive comedy guy.

I liked her routine, I watched the whole 20 minutes and it works a lot better than the highlight reels going around.

 

[Unknown Convict]

fell asleep during cunk on britain for the second week in a row

 

[therealjohnny]

The unstoppable rise of a mediocre comedian who no one in this country had heard of before saturday and who's name I'm sick to death of after two days. Way to go twitter for making everything - comedy, journalism, politics, movies - shit and annoying.
Michelle Wolf: the unstoppable rise of America's provocative political comic

She’s been on Live at the Apollo and stuff like that. Not very famous (until now) but not that unknown. And I’m not even a massive comedy guy.

I liked her routine, I watched the whole 20 minutes and it works a lot better than the highlight reels going around.

This is good
I love the smell of offended bourgeois civility in the morning. | Richard Seymour on Patreon

 

[rettucs]

people in the office with ridiculously loud sneezes

 

[nooleen]

My dad shouts WAAAAA CHOO when he sneezes

I only recently realised you don't actually have to do that

 

[GARYXKNIFEDX]

Got charged 17euro customs on a parcel from America. Its value was 39dollars

Went to the supermarket and my euro fell out of the trolley without me noticing.

Got home from the supermarket and the boot won't open in the car,had to drag the shopping the back seat.

 

[Unicron]

:ast weekend I fell asleep on my sofa and hurt my back. It took 3 days of DDP yoga to get it back right

Last night I fell asleep on the sofa again, back messed up again.

PLUS, when I was loading something into the car earlier I smacked the top of my head into the doorframe so hard that I heard a clicking sound in my neck

I think I might secretly hate my spine

 

[Lili Marlene]

It occurs to me that Ed Sheeran's next album is definitely gonna have a strong backpacker reggae bent to it, so just preemptively complaining about this.

 

[ann post]

It occurs to me that Ed Sheeran's next album is definitely gonna have a strong backpacker reggae bent to it, so just preemptively complaining about this.

How come?

 

[Lili Marlene]

How come?

I have seen Ed's future and it is reggae with a bit of rap.

or i'm complaining about it because he'll be shite at it.

 

[pete]

It occurs to me that Ed Sheeran's next album is definitely gonna have a strong backpacker reggae bent to it, so just preemptively complaining about this.

It’ll be square roots reggae.

 

[xsteox]

One of the dogs was kept in by vets. turns out he has a chest infection, which is bad, but we feared he had pneumonia return, which, to be honest, would be fatal this time.

 

[chris d]

Simon Mayo's little glasses. They are really winding me up.

 

[chris d]

big wasps about. i bet @ann post loves them.

 

[Denny Oubidoux]

I have to find somewhere new to live. The fucking rent prices etc