Minor complaints thread (12 Viewers)

[therealjohnny]

Xmas decorations outstaying their welcome

 

[pete]

Xmas decorations outstaying their welcome

Mine came down on the 2nd. A day later than usual.

 

[David Kronenbourg]

Today on the bus a trio of loud pricks got on the bus. The couple sat together and their mate took the two seats in front, sitting on the outside seat and putting his suitcase on the inside seat. He proceeded to ignore everyone who came along, cos he had his back turned to the aisle and was having a loud conversation with his cunt mates. Most of the people were too timid to say anything and just kept moving but the guy sitting beside me suggested he place his suitcase on the floor so someone could use the seat. The asshole got defensive and said it would block the aisle. At that point everyone around him ganged up on him and shamed him into moving his suitcase. Should have seen the colour of his face when he was doing it. Quite satisfying.

 

[chris d]

sounds like a pleasure.

i bought a big blue coat with a furry hood over christmas. other IT guy in work bought a big blue coat with furry hoof over christmas.

 

[nooleen]

Are you jealous yours has no hoof?

 

[therealjohnny]

I think he meant "hoop"

 

[chris d]

YOU PRICKS

 

[Unicron]

I think he meant "hoop"

Hook, so he can fish with it

 

[Cornu Ammonis]

No no no no! His had no owl so it had no hoot.

 

[Denny Oubidoux]

Payday today. As always I'm disappointed that the usual taxes and deductions have been applied and that my salary hasn't unexpectedly gone up. It's not fair.

 

[ann post]

(solidarity dislike)

 

[ann post]

The cringingly virtuous golden globes, scripted from second to second to redeem Hollywood from its years and years and years of awfulness re centering it as the HD viral center of everything good through regurgitating the legit concerns of ordinary non super famous women through the filter of a massive budget, while offering up the righteous Oprah Winfrey as savior to america.

I've been watching lots of Daniel Plainview clips this month.

 

[GO]

Reflashed my BIOS there and got an awful fright I fucked it up.

I didnt though

 

[David Kronenbourg]

My boss quit, leaving me to inherit a load of shit I don’t want to do, my landlord wants to increase my rent and the delivery company lost my new couch cushions in their warehouse. Not my week

 

[Unicron]

My boss quit, leaving me to inherit a load of shit I don’t want to do,

Any chance of getting the boss job long term?

 

[David Kronenbourg]

Any chance of getting the boss job long term?

I don’t want the boss job long term. It involved heaps more admin and less makin stuff.

 

[chris d]

I don’t want the boss job long term. It involved heaps more admin and less makin stuff.

You'll be makin' bank bro.

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[IFF]

2 fillings in my teeth today
when the dentist injected me with the local anaesthethic, my legs gave a spasm.

 

[Lili Marlene]

My minor complaint is when I read an essay about a fucking pop album and find myself saying "no, that's not what Adorno was saying you moron". I am my own minor complaint.

 

[Diddles]

Went to buy tickets for a gig and spent about two minutes checking where the seats I was being offered were on the seating plan, decided to buy them and then it said they were sold out! Fucking wank!