Members mom is a whore (1 Viewer)

[Janer]

theweeyin

 

[broken arm]

theweeyin

i saw loads of whore last night.

and i only got this photo

 

[hanley]

invisible whores
cool

 

[Janer]

It's a pretty photo though and I spent 8 minutes looking for the whore.

 

[broken arm]

It's a pretty photo though and I spent 8 minutes looking for the whore.

they turn into bright lights and float away when photographed. like angels..

 

[therealjohnny]

is it one of those "trick" things that you stare at and just as you becone bored a whore pops up and screams at you?


god I'll never tire of that sound

whores

sreaming

 

[c0De_n1NjA]

anyone here ever visited a prostitute?

 

[Lefty Frizzell]

anyone here ever visited a prostitute?

No but i've fucked one.

 

[thad wrongcock]

anyone here ever visited a prostitute?

Regularly. I have one in ballsbridge, an african lady called Cootie. She looks like a fat spotty Erykah Badu and lets me hit her tits with a hairbrush. €150 call in, and a free whiskey and ice.

 

[c0De_n1NjA]

more details lads!

 

[thad wrongcock]

Cootie actually has a business card, i have a spare one i could get couriered out to you by close of play. Its a bit tacky to be honest, she can be vulgar at times. It has her name (cootie anbagou) set in times bold, with "jungle fever? fill my beever (sp)" beneath and a stock art pic of a man with a question mark over his head - bizarre. It actually puts me off her a little, that and the spider veins on her arse.

 

[c0De_n1NjA]

haha! gross! Lefty - you any more details?

 

[thad wrongcock]

Code ninja, did you just dock me with the message "too much dude"??

 

[c0De_n1NjA]

yeah, it is too much, sue me.

 

[c0De_n1NjA]

anyone else got any tales from the kerbside?

 

[Janer]

anyone here ever visited a prostitute?

Once....like drugs had to try just the once.
Was in London back in 89 or so and erm she was one of those momma types............needless to say not a good performence from moi !ninjaaaa

 

[c0De_n1NjA]

i hope you put out your fist first.

 

[Franco]

I got head in Amsterdam.

edit: Sorry - always get that mixed up - I gave head in the Phoenix Park.

 

[thad wrongcock]

Amsterdam doesn't count. I have never experienced better women than in the states. I attended a seminar in denver in '87, and my host, the COO of an exploration PLC brought me and some of the other delegates on a weekend whoring spree. We went golfing with "call girls", ate with them, drank with them and "partied" with them, i didnt know whose porridge i was stirring. We even went whoring with them. I had such a dense coating or gleet on my thighs the next day, i actually left a foggy trail in the pool after my morning dip.

 

[c0De_n1NjA]

Amsterdam doesn't count. I have never experienced better women than in the states. I attended a seminar in denver in '87, and my host, the COO of an exploration PLC brought me and some of the other delegates on a weekend whoring spree. We went golfing with "call girls", ate with them, drank with them and "partied" with them, i didnt know whose porridge i was stirring. We even went whoring with them. I had such a dense coating or gleet on my thighs the next day, i actually left a foggy trail in the pool after my morning dip.

holy shit!