Major chortles thread (1 Viewer)

dudley

Super Moderator
Staff member
Supporter
Contributor
Since 1999
Joined
Nov 8, 1999
Messages
10,001
Location
Dublin Town
Website
www.thedudleycorporation.com
Back in the days when records were records, the world's leading expert on European Wasps went into a record store.

"Do you have 'Acoustic Sounds of European Wasps, Volume 2' in stock yet?" he asked the clerk.
"I think so, sir," the clerk said. "Let me check."

So he checked, and he said, "Yes, sir. Here it is. Would you like to hear some before you buy it?"

"I certainly would!" the Wasp expert said. "I've been waiting a long time for this recording."

The clerk put the record on the turntable. The Wasp expert put on headphones. He listened for a little bit. He frowned. He scowled. He took off the headphones.

"I have never heard Wasps make such noises in all my life!" he said angrily.

"I'm terribly sorry, sir. Let me try the next track," the clerk said.

So he did. The Wasp expert listened again. He scowled again.

"These are not sounds European Wasps make!" he shouted. "I must speak to the manager!"

The clerk got him. "What seems to be the trouble, sir?" the manager asked.

"European Wasps do not make these noises! What is wrong with the record?" the expert said.

And the manager bent down to check the record on the turntable. When he looked up, he said, "I'm very sorry, sir. The clerk made a mistake. He was playing you the Bee side."



 

Users who are viewing this thread

We're listening to...

  • Love Yourself 結 'Answer'
    FAKE LOVE
    BTS
    Love Yourself 結 'Answer'
  • Hatchback
    Hatchback
    Cochise
    Hatchback

Support thumped.com

Support thumped.com and upgrade your account

Upgrade your account now to disable all ads... If we had any... Which we don't right now.

Upgrade now

Latest posts

Trending Threads

Latest threads

Top