Lower Deck, May 9th. CPR Night ±4 (1 Viewer)

[cpr]

After a five month gig hiatus please welcome back CPR Nights, the cheapest, most whorish night in town!Now located in the Lower Deck, considerably less of a walk than the Boom Boom Room.


Bands on the Night are:

Brian Cullen's Love Bullets.
Land Lovers
The Pulpit.

Price as ever is :5 euro
Venue: The Lower Deck, Portobello
Doors:8:30

Support your local struggling musicians and fellow human beings who are offering a cheap night out.Terms and Conditions apply. CPR are regulated by the Irish Financial Regulator. The terms of your investment in the night may go up as well as down.

 

[Moods For Mallards]

Land Lovers are Quiet Land Lovers on the night, a special evocation of the timeless power of songs performed by only two people - me and Thumped's Bonsai Superstar.
Listen out for previously unheard ditties and moments of quantifiable reflection.

 

[cpr]

Land Lovers are Quiet Land Lovers on the night, a special evocation of the timeless power of songs performed by only two people - me and Thumped's Bonsai Superstar.
Listen out for previously unheard ditties and moments of quantifiable reflection.

One is hoping for a reflective,wistful version of Ghetto Superstar....

 

[JohnnyRaz]

One is hoping for a reflective,wistful version of Ghetto Superstar....

shall attend. bleeding from the night before...

 

[cpr]

shall attend. bleeding from the night before...

as will I. I'm hoping for an ear bleeding melodica solo from Phil!

 

[JohnnyRaz]

as will I. I'm hoping for an ear bleeding melodica solo from Phil!

you'll probably get two...

 

[cpr]

el posterio my dears.

 

[ernesto]

i have decided that despite being the poorest man in the western dublin region i am going to attend the shit out of this.
i am also forewarning you all i will be arriving on the more embarrassing side of drunk.

 

[cpr]

i have decided that despite being the poorest man in the western dublin region i am going to attend the shit out of this.
i am also forewarning you all i will be arriving on the more embarrassing side of drunk.

It is our first gig playing all new unheard stuff so I too will be on the embarrassing side of drunk to hide my nerves. It will be nice to have a fellow drunkard on my side.

 

[ernesto]

It is our first gig playing all new unheard stuff so I too will be on the embarrassing side of drunk to hide my nerves. It will be nice to have a fellow drunkard on my side.

who said anything about being on your side?!
that's way its going to be embarrassing!

 

[cpr]

who said anything about being on your side?!
that's way its going to be embarrassing!

sharks vs jets. you are on

 

[Lili Marlene]

any chance of making this night a little more whorish?

 

[cpr]

any chance of making this night a little more whorish?

if you come it will get more whorish!

 

[lympog]

any chance of making this night a little more whorish?

how about i send a naked picture of me to rachel, who will kindly distribute on the night...

 

[lympog]

by the way, i've got a tiny cock

 

[cpr]

by the way, i've got a tiny cock

I'll be on photocopying duties for this picture.

 

[ernesto]

by the way, i've got a tiny cock

but a big (captains beef) heart !

 

[lympog]

I'll be on photocopying duties for this picture.

you might need to raise the contrast just to shed some light on ickle pinky

but a big (captains beef) heart !

what..?

 

[evil bandit]

you might need to raise the contrast just to shed some light on ickle pinky





what..?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Captain_Beefheart#Early_life
Zappa and Van Vliet began collaborating on pop song parodies and a movie script called Captain Beefheart vs. the Grunt People,[6] the first appearance of the Beefheart name. Van Vliet's stage name came from a term used by his Uncle Alan. Alan had a habit of exposing himself to Don's girlfriend, Laurie. Alan would urinate with the bathroom door open and, if she was walking by, mumble about his penis, saying "Ahh, what a beauty! It looks just like a big, fine beef heart."

 

[cpr]

This thread has taken a turn I did not expect...but carry on woth the filth please...