Leaving the Catholic Church - countmeout.ie (1 Viewer)

Unicron · Jun 10, 2014

Lili Marlene · Jun 11, 2014

Here he is, 11 minutes in:

http://newstalk.ie/player/shows/The_Right_Hook/9/10499/10th_June_2014_-_The_Right_Hook_Part_1

telling us that it's all a bit depressing to be talking about this kind of thing so can we please stop now?

Lili Marlene · Jun 11, 2014

he actually uses the phrase "take a chill pill"

therealjohnny · Aug 10, 2015

nooly said:
i wish i'd been baptised just so i could officially leave the poxy church!

You...you weren't baptised?!

nooleen · Aug 10, 2015

i'm a neglecterino

nooleen · Aug 10, 2015

my auntie's genuinely worried she won't see me in heaven

therealjohnny · Oct 21, 2015

Is this old news? Have they since closed this "loophole"?
Frequently Asked Questions: Quitting the Catholic Church.

Anthony · Oct 21, 2015

I tried to leave but I was baptised in Britland so there was a delay in the process. Then they shut it down.

тхеодоре кацзынски · Oct 21, 2015

My sister went through something similar to the above earlier this year and it was accepted. I'll ask her what exactly she did.

Ps- Quitters.

Lili Marlene · Oct 22, 2015

The quitting form should be all in latin, just for dramatic effect

therealjohnny · Oct 22, 2015

Some sort of ritual involving physical discomfort and repetitive chanting would be nice

therealjohnny · Mar 31, 2016

pete · Mar 31, 2016

I'd quite like to be excommunicated.

GO · Mar 31, 2016

pete said:
I'd quite like to be excommunicated.

Go to mass and when he gives you communion flick it like a tiddly wink.

therealjohnny · Mar 31, 2016

Or you could spread some nutella on it and make exaggerated "yum" noises

Lili Marlene · Mar 31, 2016

Make your own premium wafers and start selling them halfway down the queue. The iPhone of communion. Experience communion like Kanye!

nooleen · Mar 31, 2016

pink wafers

pete · May 13, 2018

Denny Oubidoux · May 25, 2018

therealjohnny · May 25, 2018

hahahahaha..but also

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