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thad wrongcock

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A guy brings his bulldog to the vet.
"hes going cockeyed doc, whats the crack?"

the vet picks up the dog, stares into the dogs eyes, thebn turns to the man and says

"i'm sorry, i'm going to have to put your dog down"
"why, because hes going cock-eyed?"
"no, because he's quite heavy"



<<laughter>>
 

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a horse walks into a bar. the bartender says "why the long face?"

a woman walks into a bar and says "give me a double entendre", so the bartender gives her one.

an neutron walks into a bar and says "how much for a beer?", the bartender says "for you, no charge".

an infinite number of monkeys walk into a bar and say everything.
 

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Kathleen Turner Overdrive said:
a horse walks into a bar. the bartender says "why the long face?"

a woman walks into a bar and says "give me a double entendre", so the bartender gives her one.

an neutron walks into a bar and says "how much for a beer?", the bartender says "for you, no charge".

an infinite number of monkeys walk into a bar and say everything.
They're all hilarious apart from the last one.
 

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He is an alcoholic, and his drinking problem is destroying his family.
 

La La

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ICUH8N said:
A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He is an alcoholic, and his drinking problem is destroying his family.
that used to be liadain (super dexta)'s signature
 

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inspector horse said:
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