If you were in the Graham Norton red chair... (1 Viewer)

[HMD]

... your story would be?

Mine would involve a one of many pissing incidents, possibly one about when i was 17 at a house party. Everyone except me an my mate went to the pub to get more drink before last orders. Me and my mate were sitting in the kitchen and decided to piss in the kettle because the toilet was too far(we were cunts). Everyone came back from the pub and decided to have cups of coffee before continuing drinking. They boiled the kettle and drank it.

 

[Jill Hives]

Gross.

 

[nooleen]

don't ever tell that story on prime time television

 

[Reets]

I'm going to have to sleep on this one.

 

[therealjohnny]

I'm going to have to sleep on this one.

That's what I said ..at a music festival many years ago

It was while camping in a tent

 

[7 - No tomorrow]

Don't tell that story to anyone anywhere

Don't even tell it to people on the internet

 

[7 - No tomorrow]

Don't tell that story to anyone anywhere

Don't even tell it to people on the internet

 

[7 - No tomorrow]

What is the red chair?

 

[Jill Hives]

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[Reets]

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[7 - No tomorrow]

Are these famous people?

 

[Jill Hives]

No, people from the audience.

 

[7 - No tomorrow]

When my chick flick is over, I'll think up something gross I did

 

[7 - No tomorrow]

....

 

[Reets]

There was the time I brought a picture of a naked woman on a horse to show and tell. After that we were only allowed sing or recite a poem.
The song I picked was Warren Zevon's Play it all night long.

Daddy's doing Sister Sally
Grandma's dying of cancer now
The cattle all have brucellosis
We'll get through somehow

Afterwards my parents were called in for a chat, and we could only sing the songs we'd learned in school.

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Still a great song.

 

[Reets]

There was also the time I was playing hide and seek with my daughter, I forgot all about it and found her a while later asleep behind the bathroom door.

 

[7 - No tomorrow]

Hahahaha

 

[Jim Daniels]

Aileen from Derry was my favourite. What a voice.

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[nooleen]

pyark the cyor

 

[nooleen]

Afterwards my parents were called in for a chat, and we could only sing the songs we'd learned in school.

and what did your parents have to say about all this?