If you had a stalker... (1 Viewer)

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From Thumped who sneaked surreptitiously into your office while you were on the jacks taking a shite and they left an apt but creepy gift on your desk...

well what would it be?

and who would it be from?


I think Mr Pharmacist would leave me a Shed 7 CD.
 
From Thumped who sneaked surreptitiously into your office while you were on the jacks taking a shite and they left an apt but creepy gift on your desk...

well what would it be?

and who would it be from?


I think Mr Pharmacist would leave me a Shed 7 CD.



a picture of you on the jacks taking a shite, while you were on the jacks taking a shite
 
imagine you were stalking someone while at the same time being stalked by someone else. how complicated would that get? like, you reach into your bag of dead cats to lob one into your intended stalkee's garden only to find they've been replaced by hundreds on photos of you going about your daily business. which is stalking
 
imagine you were stalking someone while at the same time being stalked by someone else. how complicated would that get? like, you reach into your bag of dead cats to lob one into your intended stalkee's garden only to find they've been replaced by hundreds on photos of you going about your daily business. which is stalking

have you read Report On Probability A by Brian Aldiss? Its about this lad in a shed spying on the house, meanwhile in another shed another lad is spying on the house and the first shed, and someone else is spying on them, and someone else spying etc. nothing happens really except they watch each other.
 
their hair and an old plaster in a deepest sympathy card. and sweets (just not jellies).
 
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go with christ brah
 
Realistically if you had a stalker, you would simply have to have a wander over to Boards.ie and tell them to fuck off.
 

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