If I owned a pub I would... (1 Viewer)

[Reets]

Yeah so I balls that up a bit.

 

[Reets]

So the lovely Jill Hives is going to be running her own pub soon and I'm sure she'd love some helpful suggestions.

The place has a lumber festival in the car park each year. So I think she should sell t-shirts with "got wood?" printed on them.

That's all I've got so far.

 

[dudley]

no UHT milk

 

[7 - No tomorrow]

Subscribe to trade magazines
See if the VFI have advice or programmes for new landlords
Talk to other village publicans

I only know how to be on one side of a bar.

Oh, maybe have lots of Garth Brooks on the jukebox?

 

[HMD]

Where is this pub?

Sell some local craft brews.

 

[Denny Oubidoux]

Lino - cow shite on the wellies

 

[7 - No tomorrow]

Where is this pub?

Sell some local craft brews.

This is probably a good idea. If you could get out ahead of that game now, you could make a name for yourself as a destination for it.

It is at the point of fucking stupidity over here. Mad fucking popular though.

 

[7 - No tomorrow]

Yeah so I balls that up a bit.

It's the thought that counts.

 

[CinnamonBoy]

Get a decent TV and sound system for broadcasting GAA. On a quiet Sunday the lads in watching and boozing will keep you going.

 

[Diddles]

A pub???? I am SO JEALOUS. I've always wanted a pub!

 

[7 - No tomorrow]

So the lovely Jill Hives is going to be running her own pub soon and I'm sure she'd love some helpful suggestions.

The place has a lumber festival in the car park each year. So I think she should sell t-shirts with "got wood?" printed on them.

That's all I've got so far.

The best bit will clearly be when she says that she doesn't think she's able for some new task, you can say "Are you a publican, or a publican't?"

 

[Reets]

The craft beer idea would be good.
All the pubs around there only seem to have 3 beers on tap and a white wine for the ladies.

 

[dudley]

Does the kitchen have the capabilities to crank out good fancy pub nosh?
Talk to Mulligans about how to run a terrific pub.

Pal took me to an ace bar in Brooklyn years ago, that had it's own baseball diamond, you could bring beer out in foam cups.
Build a baseball diamond in Tipperary.

If you build it, they will come

 

[dudley]

needs a terrific new name for the re-brand too

Tipple-ary?

 

[therealjohnny]

Cheese toasties. A space invader. Maybe a tabletop pacman

 

[nooleen]

allow smoking

frequent lock-ins

 

[GARYXKNIFEDX]

Have the next Thumped xmas do there. With lots of Thumped bands playing.

 

[therealjohnny]

No tv

 

[rettucs]

Invite Obama over for a pint

 

[therealjohnny]

Get some hand painted wall art