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[krystal]

ho ho!

 

[SONYMEGADRIVE]

massa's in the cold cold ground!

 

[jane]

My dog actually is part bluetick coonhound (and part labrador), but they look like this:

When I first got him, I occasionally found myself unconsciously remarking that he was going to tree me a big ol' coon. And in the part of the city I lived in, it weren't no good thing to say, yo.

 

[krystal]

aww, he looks like he's wearing a beret!

 

[krystal]

good for a pet. Not so good for a child. Who has to attend primary school at some point. Do they have a double-barelled surname by any chance?

My brother wants to call his kid that.

Fucking hell.

 

[billygannon]

good for a pet. Not so good for a child. Who has to attend primary school at some point. Do they have a double-barelled surname by any chance?

He would be naming his kid after a magazine.

The next one is going to be called Bizarre.

 

[jane]

aww, he looks like he's wearing a beret!

That's actually a full-breed coonhound. I don't have any pictures of Miles on my computer, but he's the cutest thing alive. When I got him, he'd been abandoned in a tar pit, and some local folks in the boondocks were going to put him down, and weren't too into a redneck dog going to live in a city. When he crawled into my lap and we fell in love (and I demanded that they let me take the little guy), they changed their minds.

He was born with adult-sized ears that he used to trip over, and big fat paws, and a monster tail, and liked to sleep on my shoulder inside my jacket, which was just about the cuddliest thing a lady can imagine. He was only around 5 weeks old when I got him, all covered with patches of tar, and I had to hand-feed him until he got used to eating on his own, and it took a while to get the tar off him and nurse him to health. The very best thing (apart from the fact that he ended up really healthy after being half-starved and sick) was when I noticed him realise that he could exploit his cuteness to get loads of attention, which, at nearly 11, he still does with grace, poise, and a lot of tongue. Best thing ever.

 

[krystal]

closely followed by the twins, Nuts and Zoo.

He would be naming his kid after a magazine.

The next one is going to be called Bizarre.

 

[jane]

closely followed by the twins, Nuts and Zoo.

When will we celebrate the arrival of precious little Juggs?

 

[krystal]

jesus, is there one called juggs??

If it was girls, we could have Jane, Bitch, Venus, Marie-Claire and Now!

When will we celebrate the arrival of precious little Juggs?

 

[guy of the tiger]

Im going to name my kids Computer Music Magazine and PC-Plus.

 

[billygannon]

jesus, is there one called juggs??

If it was girls, we could have Jane, Bitch, Venus, Marie-Claire and Now!

Cousin It

 

[krystal]

going on my usual reading material I would have to have:

Heat
Now!
Elle Decor
Living Etc
Sunday Tribune
Jane
Venus

Sunday Tribune has a nice ring to it I reckon.

 

[jane]

I'm going to name mine Which Baby?

 

[billygannon]

Punk kids get named after zines.

A baby called Unfit for Consumption. That'd be funny - for about one minute.

 

[jane]

going on my usual reading material I would have to have:

Jane

Terrible name for a child magazine.

The child is better off with 'Venus', rhyming nicely with 'penis', as opposed to 'Jane', which rhymes with everything.

 

[krystal]

Jane is also coincidentally my middle name. Did I ever tell you that??

 

[billygannon]

My middle name is Beano.
Fact!

 

[krystal]

you lie.

My middle name is Beano.
Fact!

 

[jane]

Jane is also coincidentally my middle name. Did I ever tell you that??

I didn't know that. Mine is Magazine!