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[jane]

My middle name is Beano.
Fact!

My confirmation name is PC World Advertising Supplement.

 

[hugh]

Many Africans have a lovely habit of naming their kids in some way pertaining to the circumstances of their birth (or maybe conception).

I met a woman once who had twins on Christmas day. She called them Merry and Happy. I met another woman who had a child called Terminal One. I didn't want to ask ...

 

[billygannon]

Only joking.
My real middle name is Top Gear

 

[krystal]

much like the Beckams, wha?
I wonder what the new one will be called?

Many Africans have a lovely habit of naming their kids in some way pertaining to the circumstances of their birth (or maybe conception).

I met a woman once who had twins on Christmas day. She called them Merry and Happy. I met another woman who had a child called Terminal One. I didn't want to ask ...

 

[broken arm]

I like pie

 

[billygannon]

Many Africans have a lovely habit of naming their kids in some way pertaining to the circumstances of their birth

It'd explain kids being named Nnnngggghhhh or Aaaagggghhhh or Errrrgggggghhh or YOU FUCKING BASTARD MAN FUCKING NEVER HAVING KIDS AGAIN.

I was in school with a guy You Fucking Bastard Man Fucking Never Having Kids Again Jones. We called him Jim.

 

[billygannon]

Many Africans have a lovely habit of naming their kids in some way pertaining to the circumstances of their birth (or maybe conception).

I met a woman once who had twins on Christmas day. She called them Merry and Happy. I met another woman who had a child called Terminal One. I didn't want to ask ...

Come to think of it...
It brings a whole new meaning to the name Jacques.

 

[Wavioli]

much like the Beckams, wha?
I wonder what the new one will be called?

benderlike

or elevator.

or jacks.

 

[krystal]

or 'my mammy wasn't really pregnant at all, it was just media spin to put the rebecca loos episode behind us. I'm adopted'

 

[Wavioli]

I like pie

Is pie illegal these days? Its ok, we wont judge you here...





PIE LOVING FREAK

 

[the bongo]

I like that great feeling you have just before it all goes terribly wrong.

 

[broken arm]

Is pie illegal these days? Its ok, we wont judge you here...





PIE LOVING FREAK

http://www.weebl.jolt.co.uk/pie.htm

needs sound

 

[Cormcolash]

I like that great feeling you have just before it all goes terribly wrong.

"I never knew how much I missed this!"

 

[Jimmy Magee]

A random selection...

Feeling a new idea/insight domino through yer brain
Buying loads of books/CDs (this is good til I get home, and realised "Oh wait, this *isn't* an instant release of pleasure, tis only gradual rewards...ah shite)
Mark Bright
Smell o coffe in the morning, as elsewhere noted...
The warm afterglow when you've just realised that you've been too immersed in the process to realise that hey! you've just written something good....one then plays this to oneself about ten times and then realises tis actually shite...but that period is good while it lasts...
Good hair days...a rare pleasure
Clarifying exactly what's been bothering you for the last ages and thereby devising a plan of action...ah the peace it brings
Mark Bright

 

[SONYMEGADRIVE]

.......big butts and I cannot lie
u other brotherz can't deny
when a girl walks in with a itty, bitty, waist
and a round thing in ur face u get sprung
want to pull up tough
cuz u noticed that butt was stuck
beef to the jeans shes wearing
im hooked and I can't stop staring
oh baby I wanna get wit cha
and take ur pictcha
my homeboys tryed 2 warn me
but that butt u got makes me so horny
ooooooo rumple smooth skin
u say u wanna get my benz
well use me use me cuz u ain't that average groupie
I seen her dancin
to hell with romancing
she sweat
wet
shes got it going like a turbo jet
im tired of magazines
seenin flat butts are the thing
cuz the average black man ask him that
shes got 2 pack much back
so fellas
YAH!
fellas
YAH!
cuz ur girlfriends got the butt
HELL YAH!
shake it
yah
shake it
yah
shake that healthy butt
baby got back

baby got back

I like them round and big
and when Im throwing a gig
I just can't help myself
I'm acting like an animal
now here's my scandal
I wanna get u home and
uh
double up
uh uh
I ain't talking bout playboy
those silicon parts are made for toys
I want them real thick and juicy
so find that juicy double
mix-alot seem trouble
begging for a piece of that bubble
so Im looking at rock videos
knocking these bimbos
looking like hoes
u can those bimbos
I keep my women like flo-jo
a word to the thick soled sisterz
i wanna get wit cha
i won't cus or hit cha
i gotta be straight when I say
I wanna uh to the break of dawn
baby's got it going on
a lot of sims won't like this song
cuz thoses punks like to hit and quit it
and I'd ratehr stay and play
cuz I'm long and I'm strong
and I'm down to get this frick shit on
so ladies
YAH!
ladies
YAH!
so u wanna roll my mercedes
YAH!
so turn around
stick it out
even white boys got 2 shout
baby got back

baby got back

yah baby
when it comes to females
cosmo ain't got nothing to do with my selection
36
24
36
on if she's 5'3"

so ur girlfriend owns a honda
playing workout tapes by fonda
but fonda ain't got a motor on the back of her honda
my anacoda
don't got none unless u got buns hun
you can do side bends or sit-ups
but please don't use that butt
some brotherz wanna play that hard roll
and tell ya that the butt ain't gold
so they toss and leave it
and i pull up quick to retrieve it
so cosmo says ur fat
well i ain't down wit dat
cuz ur waist is small
and ur curves are kicking
and im thinking bout sticking
to the beanpole dames and the magazines
you ain't it miss thing
give me a sista
i can't resist her
red beans and rice didn't miss her
some knuckle head tried to dis
cuz those girls are on my list
he had game
but he chose to hit em
and I pull up quick to get wit him
so ladies if da butt is round
and u wanna triple xbo down
dial 1-900-mixalot
and kick dem nasty thoughts
baby got back

baby got back

little in the middle but u got much back

 

[Jimmy Magee]

..to move it move it
I like to move it move it
I like to move it move it
I like to....MOVE IT!






In the same vein admittedly

 

[billygannon]

I like Thumped

 

[nlgbbbblth]

http://www.allkindsofbutts.com/

fantastic asses for the masses

 

[Jimmy Magee]

A random selection...

Feeling a new idea/insight domino through yer brain
Buying loads of books/CDs (this is good til I get home, and realised "Oh wait, this *isn't* an instant release of pleasure, tis only gradual rewards...ah shite)
Mark Bright
Smell o coffe in the morning, as elsewhere noted...
The warm afterglow when you've just realised that you've been too immersed in the process to realise that hey! you've just written something good....one then plays this to oneself about ten times and then realises tis actually shite...but that period is good while it lasts...
Good hair days...a rare pleasure
Clarifying exactly what's been bothering you for the last ages and thereby devising a plan of action...ah the peace it brings
Mark Bright

addendum...as done this afternoon...buyin tons of sheet music I'll probably never learn properly

 

[brianMy Remorse]

.......big butts and I cannot lie

i was coming onto this thread purely to put in these lyrics... finger ready on the paste button...
its gotta be whats on everyones mind