Huge penis on the roof (1 Viewer)

[theweeyin]

Hilarious! I hope it makes it on to google maps...

http://news.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/hi/newsbeat/newsid_7961000/7961224.stm

 

[Scientician 0.8]

Good ol' Dr. Manhattan

 

[Froog]

he he, deadly

 

[SONYMEGADRIVE]

that's my house - sadface

 

[David Kronenbourg]

it's pretty badly drawn. the japs eye seems to go all the way down to the base of the helmet, splitting it in two, and the balls are out of proportion to the rest of it. also where's the cum lines? everyone knows that when you draw a willy you do lines shooting out the top to suggest jizz. just saying like, if you're gonna draw a huck cock on your roof for everyone to see at least put a bit of effort into it

 

[Lefty Frizzell]

Johnny Adare drew a pair of tits with his own semen on the roof of the maze prison. Beat that!

 

[David Kronenbourg]

it's pretty badly drawn. the japs eye seems to go all the way down to the base of the helmet, splitting it in two, and the balls are out of proportion to the rest of it. also where's the cum lines? everyone knows that when you draw a willy you do lines shooting out the top to suggest jizz. just saying like, if you're gonna draw a huck cock on your roof for everyone to see at least put a bit of effort into it

also the balls are completely hairless. what is this, an 8 year old's cock? all wrong, all wrong. this fuck needs an anatomy lesson and basic art classes

 

[flashback]

http://tinyurl.com/cnvrts
the statilete hasn't seen it yet...

 

[nooleen]

it's been labelled 'penis house' on google maps though, although the drawing isn't there

 

[Hector Grey]

http://tinyurl.com/cnvrts
the statilete hasn't seen it yet...

is that tennis court actually bigger than the entire "mansion"?

 

[zero_hero]

deadly

 

[ann post]

is that tennis court actually bigger than the entire "mansion"?

i thought the swimming pool was the tennis court for ages.

Dimensions


The dimensions of a tennis court, in metres. (See imperial version).


Tennis is played on a rectangular flat surface, usually of grass, clay, concrete (hard court) or a synthetic suspended court. The court is 78 feet (23.78 m) long, and its width is 27 feet (8.23 m) for singles matches and 36 feet (10.98 m) for doubles matches.[1] Additional clear space around the court is needed in order for players to reach overrun balls for a total of 60 feet (18.3 m) wide and 120 feet (36.7 m) long. A net is stretched across the full width of the court, parallel with the baselines, dividing it into two equal ends. The net is 3 feet 6 inches (1.07 m) high at the posts, and 3 feet (920 mm) high in the center.

 

[Hector Grey]

i thought the swimming pool was the tennis court for ages.

Dimensions


The dimensions of a tennis court, in metres. (See imperial version).


Tennis is played on a rectangular flat surface, usually of grass, clay, concrete (hard court) or a synthetic suspended court. The court is 78 feet (23.78 m) long, and its width is 27 feet (8.23 m) for singles matches and 36 feet (10.98 m) for doubles matches.[1] Additional clear space around the court is needed in order for players to reach overrun balls for a total of 60 feet (18.3 m) wide and 120 feet (36.7 m) long. A net is stretched across the full width of the court, parallel with the baselines, dividing it into two equal ends. The net is 3 feet 6 inches (1.07 m) high at the posts, and 3 feet (920 mm) high in the center.

fucking hell, it's nearly 80 feet long?
well now, this massive penis has taught me something. not for the first time, eh?