hahahahOh my fucking god. America just when I think you can’t get any weirder you outdo yourself once again. Everything about this article is so fucked up - the earnest tone, the references to fitbits and literary pub crawls, “the room smelled like chicken wings” bit, the bizarre photos of her in dresses and the ads for assless pyjamas that keep popping up!
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