HELLO April 10th - Official National Census 2011 Thread (1 Viewer)

[rettucs]

Why do the census enumerators call around at 10 in the morning when people are in work?

I'm gonna text yer one to tell her the only time she'll get me between now and April 10th is next tuesday evening. Whats the story if I miss this? Do I go to jail or do I just need to go stay in my ma's (or pretend to do so) and get her to put me on the form for her gaff?

I acknowledge the census is important the the enumerators seem like a pack of dopes. The ones up my way in anyways.

 

[Lili Marlene]

How does one spoil their census vote?

 

[ann post]

just write I is john at the top of it.

 

[Unicron]

I'm probably moving this week so likely won't have a form. Will the state think I don't exist?

 

[washingcattle]

No you cease to exist. Or get hit with a €25,000 fine then cease to exist. I love the way everyone on my road avoids the census lady then she posts a thing through the door, they realise she's not the tv lisence spa and they come running out to get it over with, comic gold.

 

[Unicron]

No you cease to exist. Or get hit with a €25,000 fine then cease to exist. I love the way everyone on my road avoids the census lady then she posts a thing through the door, they realise she's not the tv lisence spa and they come running out to get it over with, comic gold.

Well surely the people who are still in the house I'm leaving will still fill out the form. New place is currently vacant so it won't have recieved a form.

 

[washingcattle]

Nope cease to exist and a hefty fine.

 

[rettucs]

my one is doing my head in. I made the mistake of texting her on saturday to arrange to meet her tonight and get the poxy form. She texted me 3 times last night asking why I wasn't in when I said I would be. Then texted me again late last night wondering could she stop by before she went home. I'm feeling slightly stalked. Its hot.

 

[тхеодоре кацзынски]

I was away for a week and have to call my enumerator to arrange a meeting now.i plan on being away for the 10th as well though,should i even bother?

 

[rettucs]

I'd drop them a text to let them know. Otherwise they'll keep bugging the shit out of you. They probably have some way of recording that the house is unoccupied, so let them know and leave them to it.

 

[тхеодоре кацзынски]

Finally rang herself and explained i won't be here this sunday,now i gotta meet her to fill out some 'other' form.can't a man live his life without the government prying in his affairs?

 

[SomethingManic]

The world we live in, Theo.

 

[тхеодоре кацзынски]

Tell me about it.She wanted to know where i would be staying and promised to be back after the census to check up whether I had done so or not.

 

[тхеодоре кацзынски]

She's back after me again.

 

[rettucs]

She's back after me again.

I still see them walking the streets with armloads of census forms that people obviously didn't fill out right.

which bit did you get wrong or leave out?

Oh and for 'Address' they probably won't accept thumped.

 

[тхеодоре кацзынски]

Didn't fill in any of it.And now I moved county so i'm not about to fill it out.What can be done?

 

[rettucs]

Didn't fill in any of it.And now I moved county so i'm not about to fill it out.What can be done?

Its jail for you buddy

 

[ann post]

i ended up being away drinking for the whole weekend at a pub miles away. the woman told me to lie and say i was just at home the whole time. shoulda put The on my form too.

 

[тхеодоре кацзынски]

Its jail for you buddy

I'll expect visits from yis.

 

[SomethingManic]

When do we find out who won?