guys: penises (1 Viewer)

[Ex-User (250)]

so, do any of you ever have the urge to cut yours off?

 

[broken arm]

so, do any of you ever have the urge to cut yours off?

no, but i had the urge to cut yours off though. no i didn't. yes i did. no i didn't

 

[nlgbbbblth]

so, do any of you ever have the urge to cut yours off?

no

but I believe some punks cut off a young boy's in a public toilet the day of his first communion. Around 1980 or thereabouts.

 

[Super Dexta]

sometimes i want to cut someone else's off and adopt it as my own

having a cock must be BRILLENT

 

[broken arm]

sometimes i want to cut someone else's off and adopt it as my own

having a cock must be BRILLENT

i was checking out a piercing mag/website that I hadn't looked at in years. the things some people do to their cocks. I tell you.

 

[Ex-User (250)]

sometimes i want to cut someone else's off and adopt it as my own

having a cock must be BRILLENT

i'd like to have a clit. you know nothing really happens when you point the shower head at your mickey. i mean, it tingles slightly but that's about it.

you like saying 'cock', don't you...

 

[Ex-User (250)]

no, but i had the urge to cut yours off though. no i didn't. yes i did. no i didn't

jerry springer the opera just opened in bristol...

 

[broken arm]

jerry springer the opera just opened in bristol...

funny thing is that opera was in my head when i wrote that reply. the opera was on the tv the other night. total shit of course. but I watched the documentary beforehand

 

[Ex-User (250)]

funny thing is that opera was in my head when i wrote that reply. the opera was on the tv the other night. total shit of course. but I watched the documentary beforehand

you're shitting me? the jerry springer opera on tv? holy crap.

 

[guy of the tiger]

about the same size as an adult hamster


oh wait... sorry..I didn't read the rest of the thread

 

[Latex lizzie]

no

but I believe some punks cut off a young boy's in a public toilet the day of his first communion. Around 1980 or thereabouts.

1980 again!!!! we should totally get you a time machine mister!!

 

[Cormcolash]

you're shitting me? the jerry springer opera on tv? holy crap.

Yeah, they only fuckin showed it on BBC2! It was like the most complained about programme in the BBC's history. The producer that scheduled it quit his job today! I saw a bit of it, shite until they all started singing "Jesus must die" and a six foot crucifix came down suspended from the ceiling, that made me laugh!

 

[Bag'o'cans]

The producer that scheduled it quit his job today!

Ha ha, loser. What the hell did he put it on for, looked like shit to me, defo not worth losing a good job over.

 

[Cormcolash]

Ha ha, loser. What the hell did he put it on for, looked like shit to me, defo not worth losing a good job over.

I reckon I probably would have liked it cause apparently there's loads of Jesus Bashing in it!

 

[oh shit]

Jesus was a cock-sucking Jew from Galilee
Jesus was just like me
Jesus was just like me
A homosexual nymphomaniac
A homosexual nymphomaniac
A homosexual nymphomaniac
A homosexual nymphomaniac
Walking the streets of Galilee
Walking the streets of LA
Looking for a place to stay
Until a man in a shit-coloured cadillac came by and said...

 

[pete]

Yeah, they only fuckin showed it on BBC2! It was like the most complained about programme in the BBC's history. The producer that scheduled it quit his job today! I saw a bit of it, shite until they all started singing "Jesus must die" and a six foot crucifix came down suspended from the ceiling, that made me laugh!

not exactly...

A BBC Radio 3 producer has resigned in protest at the corporation's broadcast of Jerry Springer - The Opera, saying it offended his Christian beliefs.


Antony Pitts quit after watching the show, saying: "The blasphemy was far, far worse than even the most detailed news reports had led me to believe."

The corporation received 47,000 complaints before it broadcast the hit musical on BBC Two on Saturday. The BBC said it considered every show's potential for offence before broadcast.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/tv_and_radio/4167391.stm

 

[It Will Never Last]

i'd like to have a clit. you know nothing really happens when you point the shower head at your mickey. i mean, it tingles slightly but that's about it.

I'm with hag on this one. Sorta.

Having a clit would make it easier to have a crafty wank on the bus (unless you're a screamer that is...)

And washing machines make cheap alternatives to sex toys.

Wouldn't mind a pair of thruppenies either, just for a day.

Me =

 

[Cormcolash]

not exactly...



http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/tv_and_radio/4167391.stm

Ah fuck it, close enough!