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Originally posted by snakybus
what a bunch of poetry-reading losers you all are

SNAKY BUS

by P. Antone

oh snaky bus, oh snaky bus
why insist on boring us
with wit that cuts like plastic knife
and dirty jokes, oh get a life

oh snaky bus, oh snaky bus
why not try, be more like us
wash matted hair more then once a week
and change your pants before they reek

oh snaky bus, oh snaky bus
always causing fight and fuss
stopping girls, late nights and morns
enquiring wether they're brazilain shorn

oh snaky bus, oh snaky, but
if I've insulted and said to much
then tell us what exactly what a 'snaky' 'bus'
is meant to mean, to sane folk like us?
 
Originally posted by Pantone247
SNAKY BUS

by P. Antone

oh snaky bus....


oh p. antone, oh p. antone
i always knew you'd die alone
for picking on that snakey fellow
you cowardy custard, you're fucking yellow

its obvious, to those with brains
the origion of his witty name
can't you see pantone, christ can't you see?
its the number 10 from ucd
 
I once knew him as herv
But then he fell in lurve
And now that he's screwin'
He prefers to be called Ewan

His name is Billy
And he is very silly
He'll never have a woman
Because of the vile stench. (free verse man, it's Anti-War).
 
Originally posted by Knacker
I once knew him as herv
But then he fell in lurve
And now that he's screwin'
He prefers to be called Ewan

His name is Billy
And he is very silly
He'll never have a woman
Because of the vile stench. (free verse man, it's Anti-War).

Billy oh billy what can you be,
a big hairy man
who smells of latex and man wee.
 
Originally posted by Knacker
OTHER BANDS PLAY, MANOWAR KILL

STAND AND FIGHT LIVE BY YOUR HEART ALWAYS ONE MORE TRY, IM NOT AFRAID TO DIE STAND AND FIGHT SAY WHAT YOU FEEL BORN WITH A HEART OF STEEL!
 
oh herv, oh herv
yerra dirty perv
it's what you deserve
...no, i can't go on, i've lost my nerve


oh rumpus, oh rumpus
you'ld like to thump us
but when it comes to the crunch,
you're all out to lunch



ok, this is getting a little tired
 
Originally posted by Knacker
I once knew him as herv
But then he fell in lurve
And now that he's screwin'
He prefers to be called Ewan

His name is Billy
And he is very silly
He'll never have a woman
Because of the vile stench. (free verse man, it's Anti-War).

wait'll my burd reads that dude...
she'll kill you 20 times over for being so rude...
and she'll teach you a thing or too about free verse too...
chocolate parsnip colander taoiseach stew...
 
hey lover boys, here's a poem for you:

lugubrious losers and whiny gets
conglomerate on the Internet
looking for common denominators
snivelling virtual masturbators

but the scummest of all, the litter's runt
the crusty-assed, wannabe stewdent cunt
the king of the gee-mail and Internet
Is yer man Pantene deux-cent quarante sept

he's a stoner, he's scruffy, he's sometimes louche
his friends like to call him "fi-fi la douche"
he's a little bit "arty" (he blows up cream flans)
he has a wee smig so we know he's a man

he doesn't like prog like Yes and King Crimson
he's been known to read about Brian Wilson
he's a bit of a thing about Stephen Stills
he's got albums by that nut up to the gills

yes he's one in a million, a bit like a prawn
or a cenozoic invertebrate, now long gone
or the vermin that munches your cabbage and kale
I think he belongs in the Burgess shale

extinct! he deserves to be extinct!
'cause his shoes have holes and he certainly stinks
he resembles Piltdown or the missing link
It's been years since he even saw a sink

but lest you think this is bile, don't forget
though I'm dissing you on the Internet
it's only with sadness and total regret
Mister Pantene deux cent quarante sept



:)
 
Originally posted by Anthony
ALL MEN PLAY ON 10!
NEVER GONNA TURN DOWN AGAIN!
ALL MEN PLAY ON 10!
I'M NEVER GONNA TURN DOWN AGAIN!

Which reminds me. At the gig in the sugar club last week the sound engineer said, when trying to convince the bands to turn down the amps, "It's the Spinal Tap thing. If we start at 11 there's nowhere left to go."
I made a run for him but the others held me back. Sheesh. You had to laugh.
 
to keep your secrets from prying ears
if your life ridiculed, be your constant fear
don't breathe a word of thought or deed
to the snaky bus slithering in the weeds

though some would say it healtheir still
to share ones woes, rather then keep them in
I still feel it wise and of good advice
to avoid the earshot of this lord of vice

for its not that snaky likes to gab
gossip, allegdge, rumour or just plain blab
its just that when he's boozey filled
his bloody mouth will not sit still!

don't confess to him your deep desire
to run round nude and play with fire
for the wag of tounges will spread like flame
when drunken Snakys named and shamed

so to keep your doings and daily deeds
to friends and confidants, take heed!
And never trust a snaky friendly grin
for from that same mouth, spools the rumour mill
 
Originally posted by Pantone247
to keep your secrets from prying ears
if your life ridiculed, be your constant fear
don't breathe a word of thought or deed
to the snaky bus slithering in the weeds

though some would say it healtheir still
to share ones woes, rather then keep them in
I still feel it wise and of good advice
to avoid the earshot of this lord of vice

for its not that snaky likes to gab
gossip, allegdge, rumour or just plain blab
its just that when he's boozey filled
his bloody mouth will not sit still!

don't confess to him your deep desire
to run round nude and play with fire
for the wag of tounges will spread like flame
when drunken Snakys named and shamed

so to keep your doings and daily deeds
to friends and confidants, take heed!
And never trust a snaky friendly grin
for from that same mouth, spools the rumour mill

So true...you just see the eyes light up and the grin appear the minute someone so much as lowers their voice.

Bad snakybus!
 
what are you on about!

I kept the secret about the you know what* and the you know who** didn't I?

* jelly
** Raisa Gorbachev

and here's me just about to say that Pantone rules

well guess what? you the opposite of rule! you ELUR

ps quick pome:

egg
smeg

mary
nairy
 
My friend billy had a ten foot willy
he showed to the lady next door
she thought it was a snake
so she cut it with a rake
and now its only 4 foot 4
 
Originally posted by Squack
My friend billy had a ten foot willy
he showed to the lady next door
she thought it was a snake
so she cut it with a rake
and now its only 4 foot 4


That was one of my favourite stupid rhymes for years!

I didn't actually have a friend called Billy though so it was a bit wasted...
 

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