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Goat Simulator is currently ripe with glitches, particularly with the titular character’s bendy neck getting stuck in objects, but Ibrisagic pledged not to fix most of the problems in time for the game’s purported launch of April 1st (a date he insisted was no prank).

“I’m only fixing crashes,” he said. “Everything else is totally hilarious, so we’re keeping it.”


Goat Simulator preview: Goat of the year | Ars Technica
 
Goat Simulator is a small, broken and stupid game. I t was made in a couple of weeks so don’t expect a game in the size and scope of GTA with goats. In fact, you’re better off not expecting anything at all actually. To be completely honest, it would be best if you’d spend your $10 on a hula hoop, a pile of bricks, or maybe a real-life goat.

Goat Simulator
 
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-Mandatory crafting system because everyone else is doing it
-Zombies that bug out. There’s a pun here about actual living bugs, but we’re not going to bother
-You can craft anything in the world, as long as it’s one of the half dozen weapons in the game
-Zombies, because this is a zombie game, remember?
-A pretty big new map with some stuff in it
-Completely realistic survival mode where you have to eat every damn five minutes to survive because Dean Hall & Garry Newman said so
Tons of unlockable new goats with special powers (wow, never thought I’d ever write that sentence a couple of years ago. Also hi mom)
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