Giving up the smokes (1 Viewer)

[ernesto]

Not so easy when you've got things going on that make you want/(need) to smoke

believe me, you can do it if you want to. ive had so much stress since Christmas and just found myself drinking more Tea and eating more fruit and well, having a few more spliffs. i gave up at a point probably where id normally smoke more ciggies.

 

[theweeyin]

What do you do when you're so bored you could smoke all day? How do you distract/stop yourself?

 

[mr pharmacist!!!!1]

What do you do when you're so bored you could smoke all day? How do you distract/stop yourself?

attatch a clamp to each nipple connecting to a large battery then zap yourself everytime you reach for a smoke.

 

[Squiggle]

just stop smoking. worked for me.

Ha! That worked for me too, for about 5 months... then I had my exams and went straight back on them and been smoking since. Off them again since Saturday. I see lots of yo-yo non-smoking in my future.

 

[mr pharmacist!!!!1]

i fell off the horse there at electric picnic when i was dancing like a mad yoke to maroon 5 on a nearby ghetto blaster.
previous to that id been off them a year.
do i have to start over or can i say ive been off them a year and a month?

 

[HMD]

i fell off the horse there at electric picnic when i was dancing like a mad yoke to maroon 5 on a nearby ghetto blaster.
previous to that id been off them a year.
do i have to start over or can i say ive been off them a year and a month?

if you were madourofit it doesn't count

 

[Squiggle]

6 whole days, that's enough of an effort for now.

New plan: Smoke myself to death and fund it by opening a book on whether cancer or emphysema gets me first.

 

[HMD]

it doesn't count if you get drunk aswell.

 

[Squiggle]

it doesn't count if you get drunk aswell.

Excellent, I'll add liver failure to the list of possible causes of death

 

[Lefty Frizzell]

I'm still off the fuckers.

 

[Corey]

i'm on them like a fat kid on a cake.

I had my first 'wake up to hack and wheeze' session last night. The very thought of quitting is breaking my diseased heart.

 

[Squiggle]

I had my first 'wake up to hack and wheeze' session last night. The very thought of quitting is breaking my diseased heart.

Ah, hacking and wheezing... dizzy heights of achievement that I only dream of at present.

 

[Corey]

It makes me so unhappy, not being able to breathe and all. See, if i cant breathe properly, i cant smoke properly, and this leads to all kinds of complications. I feel like i've failed cigarrettes somehow. If only i could keep in shape so i could continue. are there any smoking-excercises i can do to get me back on top of my game?

 

[HMD]

I'm still off the fuckers.

how long?

 

[Lefty Frizzell]

how long?

Since March. Yerself?

 

[HMD]

Since March. Yerself?

i gave up around the same time but have had a couple of drunken slips.

 

[c0De_n1NjA]

i gave up around the same time but have had a couple of drunken slips of a cock into my arse.

I wish I knew how to quit you.

 

[Lefty Frizzell]

i gave up around the same time but have had a couple of drunken slips.

Ah sure even people who've never smoked have those.

 

[Corey]

Ah sure even people who've never smoked have those.

"Howaya Ronnie"

"Hmph"

"Back on the Fags again, are we?"

"I yam indeed,yeah. I find it helps me mind my own fuckin' business"

 

[GO]

Why bother stopping, sure you can get them cheap on the net.