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Mormon Nailer

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And what do you do with them then? You can't flush them, do you have a bin full of shitty baby wipes?
I see it this way.

If you got some shit on your finger would you wipe it off with bog roll and then continue about your day as if your finger was now sparkling clean and fresh by the magic properties of bog roll?

So you use then bog roll then you use the wip and the wipe goes in the bin. A little grimy but not caked in shite or anything - that's the bog roll part of the equation.
 

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I personally just dip my ass into the water in the toilet bowl. That’s what it’s there for right?


There was another highly intellectual thread on thumped a while back on the subject of ass washing/wiping. The nugget* that Vietnamese prostitutes said that American G.I.s, who used toilet paper as opposed to washing with water every time, all smelt of ass has pretty much ruined my life. Is my ass ever clean enough? Clean enough for a Vietnamese prostitute?

*ew
 

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I see it this way.

If you got some shit on your finger would you wipe it off with bog roll and then continue about your day as if your finger was now sparkling clean and fresh by the magic properties of bog roll?

So you use then bog roll then you use the wip and the wipe goes in the bin. A little grimy but not caked in shite or anything - that's the bog roll part of the equation.
Disagree, of course if you got shit on your finger you'd wash it, only a depraved monster wouldn't, but your ass is not out there in the world handling food and touching people.
 

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Back in Navan we had a neighbour that used to use baby wipes for toilet paper. How do I know this? Because of the lie of the land in that old estate THE BLOCKED DRAINS USED TO OVERFLOW IN OUR BACK GARDEN. More than once the landlord of a house two doors down (whose TOILET USED TO OVERFLOW ON ACCOUNT OF THIS PRICK) and I rodded the fuck out of the drains. A massive stinky job that was actually very difficult because of the layout of the drains all because SOME FUCKING IDIOT PREFERRED SOFT WIPES.

Oh and I might add that the tenant in the house who bore the brunt of this was happy enough to be on the end of the phone to "flush now and see what it's like" BUT WOULDN'T HELP WITH THE TOUGH JOB AND NEVER ONCE THANKED ME.
 

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open twitter
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My Twitter looks completely different today. One tweet takes up the whole phone screen. I absolutely hate it and no cunt has even mentioned it. What is going on. Fuck everyone. You Friday bandcamp buying fucks. Argahjsgahshdnjejfnfnrbr
 

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