Fuck football, let's talk cricket (1 Viewer)

Justin Toner

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Football: played by overpaid imbeciles for weak-livered fools. Real guzzlers start at 10am on a Thursday and don't stop until Monday evening.

J., who faked a doctor's appointment for tomorrow so he can kick back with the Channel 4 crew for one last test.
 
Curling? pfft!:rolleyes:

Kabaddi is the vibe your after.

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"YOUR IT!""
 
It's all about Bowls. Smoke a few bowls and then head down to the bowling green in Dún Laoghaire to watch the sharks at work. Those creaky knees and achy backs are deceptive. They'll fucking turn on you and take you for all you're worth at the slightest sign of weakness.
 
nEiLo said:
It's ambient TV.

The last test was brilliant.

"Ambient TV" - Love it! Maybe you could play the rush-released DVD of the 2nd test in Lazybird - use it as a back-proj, aleatoric score.

We're living through the best test series ever and weather aside, there's no reason why this weekend's shouldn't be the icing on the (lovely fruit) cake (thank you Mrs. Wilmslow in Consett).

Go England!

J.
 
nEiLo said:
I am not lonely with cricket.

Cricket is the only sport I like. It's ambient TV.

The last test was brilliant.

I vaugley sense that i would enjoy cricket if only i knew what the fuck was going on. Gimmie the numbers Neil.

I wholeheartedly agree with messrs Halen and Hatin'. Bowls is fucking deadly; and i do particularly enjoy womens curling; now those are women who know how to sweep properly, hoh yes...
 
fuck the naysayers, this shit is genius. i was at the last day at old trafford. savage.
aussies are such skanks. hope they don't win. i like the whole english team except for that prat pieterson. STOP DROPPING THE BALL, dork.
 
I said Bowls is deadly. For the love of fuck. Cricket is primarily a spectator sport. You sit around in the sunshine getting slowly but definitely hammered out of your mind on strong drink, pausing between gulps to take a bite out of your triangle-cut watercress sandwich. No-one has a clue what's going on. That's the point.
 

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