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Q:Why are orchestra intermissions limited to 20 minutes?
A:So you don't have to retrain the drummer

Q:Why do guitarists put drumsticks on the dash of the car?
A:So they can park in the handicapped spot

Q:How is a drum solo like a sneeze?
A:you can tell it's coming but do nothing about it.

Q:What does the average drummer get in a n IQ test?
A:drool

Q:What did the professional drummer say when he got to his job?
A:Would you like fries with that
 
Q:Why are orchestra intermissions limited to 20 minutes?
A:So you don't have to retrain the drummer

Q:Why do guitarists put drumsticks on the dash of the car?
A:So they can park in the handicapped spot

Q:How is a drum solo like a sneeze?
A:you can tell it's coming but do nothing about it.

Q:What does the average drummer get in a n IQ test?
A:drool

Q:What did the professional drummer say when he got to his job?
A:Would you like fries with that

In fairness all of these jokes could easily be applied to guitarists/bass players/lead singers aswell and at that, will be applied! by me, when the moment arises at practice.
 
Pat has a point. I mean a drummer can make or break a band. They're such an integral part of any band for that matter. And when you find an amazing one, you'll never want to let go of them. I've an amazing drummer...he's amazing...and so dreamy...and...if he ever leaves me...I'll kill him.!ninjaaaa
 

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