Disgusting fucking cats (2 Viewers)

[Psycho Punk]

Yea, we've done that before with a stray.

How would you like if you strayed into someones garden awash with Buckfast and woke up minus your cojones?

 

[magicbastarder]

i've always wondered where the law stands of you not allowing other people's pets to come into your garden if they cause damage.
obviously, pigeon fanciers have a hatred for cats.

 

[Anthony]

How would you like if you strayed into someones garden awash with Buckfast and woke up minus your cojones?

In fairness it's not like he put a paw in the garden. He slept pretty much on my neck for 3 months. Then one day, was gone...

[video=youtube_share;eyd506B8b-E]http://youtu.be/eyd506B8b-E[/video]

 

[egg_]

Get your own cat, he should defend the place against intruders. You don't have to let him in your house, just set him up with a little corner in the shed

 

[7 - No tomorrow]

I'm so tempted at this point to put down poison because I'm just sick of it.

Any humane suggestions as to what I can do?​

This would be humane to you.

 

[Pedronimus]

i know someone who will bring an unspayed cat which comes into her garden, to the vet and have it done anyway, she has an arrangement with the vet.

Must be hard to trap an unspayed male cat, they are not the friendliest. Neutered male cats are the biz, very friendly altogether.

 

[washingcattle]

Fixing the shed is the only answer. Get on it soon too, don't cats start to give birth around this stage of the year too right ? By the way I'd rather have a thousand cats pissing in your shed than ever have to deal with one fucking cunt dog shitting all over the fucking pavement like an ignorant prick.

Fuck dogs.

 

[Denny Oubidoux]

i've been noticing a lot of huge dog turds littering the footpaths lately, enormous ones. has anyone else noticed this?

 

[7 - No tomorrow]

I really think the whole poison thing is being dismissed out of hand far too quickly.

 

[GO]

Haha

 

[ratmonkey]

i've been noticing a lot of huge dog turds littering the footpaths lately, enormous ones. has anyone else noticed this?

I've noticed the white ones making a comeback. Retro dogshit.

 

[ernesto]

Fixing the shed is the only answer. Get on it soon too, don't cats start to give birth around this stage of the year too right ? By the way I'd rather have a thousand cats pissing in your shed than ever have to deal with one fucking cunt dog shitting all over the fucking pavement like an ignorant prick.

Fuck dogs.

 

[Psycho Punk]

cats are fucking dickheads

 

[therealjohnny]

i thought it might be a bit funny to post this here

 

[Anthem]

Problem solved.

[video=youtube_share;8C4pzEgncFY]http://youtu.be/8C4pzEgncFY[/video]

 

[ernesto]

i used to be friends with two cats, then they turned in to total jerks. theyre nice when theyre friendly, which doesnt appear to be often.
at least you know where ye stand with a dog, usually

 

[washingcattle]

at least you know where ye stand with a dog, usually

In their shit. Dogs can go fuck themselves.

 

[therealjohnny]

they can lick their own balls too. imagine.

 

[ernesto]

In their shit. Dogs can go fuck themselves.

cat shit is worse for the pure stink of it.

if only dogs went and fucked themselves, in their arses, then their shite wouldn't be all over the road. and that's the owner's fault more than the dogs anyway

 

[7 - No tomorrow]

imagine.

Way ahead of you there.