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Open the bloody thread! Its about eggs.
eggs, i say. egg related. eggy.


does anyone have any super cool egg reciepes? for example:

scramblers a la tasty.
boiled with soliders a la tasty
tasty eggs fried tastily

my egg reciepe:
put two eggs in bowl with small lump of butter and quarter glass of milk.
whisk til kinda blended
stick in microwave til it becomes puffball
mash with fork
eat
 
Scrambled eggs are the best. I learned this method from the telly.

Break em into a pot and stir slowly while heating gently, add butter and a little milk. Keep mixing and takin on and off the heat every minute or so.

Add some crème fraîche and chives towards the end, mix and serve on toasted soda bread.
 
Bellatrix said:
I have yet to encounter an egg/spinach/smoked salmon/asparagus combination I didn't like.

Taking into account, of course, that fried eggs are vileness itself.
you and #10-7 have both become strangely unattractive all of a sudden.
 
How anyone could find this repulsive is beyond me.

egg.jpg
 
hey dexta, HOW DO YOU LIKE THE EGGS IN YOUR MORNING?

crap.
anyway - good plan team.
i drank eggs for breakfast every day for a year when i was in the army.*

but yeah,
i used to do this thing where you cut out the middle of bread, drop in an egg and fry them together. haven't done it in ages, tried, and failed.

am i getting stupiderer?
 
Right so...um...thread replies given under duress are never that cool, so apologies.
This will have to do. Twas the only eggs thing that immediately sprang to mind.
And yes, it's a great thread. Thumped may never see the like again. Well done.


Woody Allen standup....

I had once a pain in the chestal area. Now, I was sure it was heartburn, y'know, 'cause at that time I was married and my wife cooking with her nazi recipies, y'know, chicken Himmler. I didn't wanna pay twentyfive bucks to have it reaffirmed by some medic, that I had heartburn. But I was worried 'cause it was in the chestal area.

Then it turns out my friend, Eggs Benedict, has a pain in his chestal area, in the same exact spot. I figured if I could get Eggs to go to the doctor, I could figure out what was wrong with me, at no charge, so I con Eggs.

He goes. Turns out he's got heartburn. Cost him twentyfive dollars, and I feel great, 'cause I figured I beat the medic out of twentyfive big ones, y'know. Called up Eggs two days later - he died.

I check into a hospital immediately, have a battery of test run and x-rays. Turns out I got heartburn. Cost me a hundred and ten dollars. Now I'm furious. I run to Eggs' mother, and I say: "Did he suffer much?" And she said: "No, it was quick. Car hit him and that was it."
 

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