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La La

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serves me right for being completely obsessed with snow leopards; last night i had a dream i was being attacked by them and their other big cat cousins including a bengal tiger and a panther. hahahahahahahahah
aaaaaaaaaanyway im awake now so: cheetah cub.

what a cute little punk.
 

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Psychotic no 2 said:
What a civilised little kitten. My cat's already a regular on thumped. You may know her from such avatars as .... and .......... Here she is in a few of her favourite poses, eh, sleeping and pissed off.
Yes, Comet has beautiful table manners.

Is this the Sparky of whom I've heard so much? Bring him round tomorrow, our boys can play while we booze. :p
 

La La

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cant believe we let this thread slip away.

exhibit a) "when mum went to heaven we thought we'd be alone. but then Daisy came along and said she's take care of us"


exhibit b) "but Muuuuuum, i don't wanna go to bed!"


exhibit c) "all the lions on the savannah laugh at my freckles, but mum tells me they're kisses from the sun"


exhibit d) "sometimes i get sad when people mistake me for a leopard. but mum reassures me that as a jaguar, i'm just as special"
 

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Jesus fucking Christ, guys. La la, I don't fucking begrudge you your fucking baby snow leopards, but, HOLY CUNT, THERE IS NOTHING SO CUTE IN THIS WORLD.



There's no fucking webcam. What the fuck is the use? I NEED ALL OTTER ACTION RIGHT FUCKING NOW. I think I'll call the 24-hour information line.

"Hi, where's the fucking webcam, you asshole?"
"Sorry?"
"I said, where is the fucking webcam, you asshole? Baby otter? Hello? One picture isn't going to do me. I NEED LIVE ACTION OTTERS."
"Excuse me?"
"Listen, I don't know what you don't 'get', and I'd translate it into your language, but I don't speak CUNT. Fucking some information line -- Put Lootas on the phone."

http://www.seattleaquarium.org/news/detail.php?newsid=18
 

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