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I think we need this - just a place where we can come and pay our respects. No questions, no explanations. Just good times.

And Curbhaters can fuck off. Start yer own thread if you have to.
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Restaraunt Chef: Shit face cocksucker motherfucking asshole son of a bitch!

Larry David: Scumsucking motherfucking whore!

Jeff Greene: Cock! Cock! Cock! Grandma! Cock!

Michael York: Shit ass motherfuckering asshole and balls!

Richard Lewis: Pussy pigfucker!

Cheryl: God damn you motherfucking bitch!

Susie Greene: Fuck you, you car wash cunt! I HAD A DENTAL APPOINTMENT!

Larrys dad: Boobs? Douchebag? French kiss! Rimjob?

Man: Boy cock, girl cock, E-I-E-I-O.
 
Hearing Larry attempting Yiddish yesterday was classic comedy.

When he was lying about having a Jewish band when he was younger I thought I'd pass out from laughing.

Guy: What were you called?
Larry: Larry David & The Hipsters.
Guy: What songs did you play?
Larry: All the great old songs. "Gefilte Fish Blues", "Oy, My Freaking Back Is Killing Me".
 
the scene where they're talking about whether to leave town or stay for the charity event on the same day as the supposed terrorist attack cracks me up every time. the silence is what makes it so funny :)
 
Larry: I need a letter of apology from your friend.
Jeff: Retraction, retraction!
Larry: Retraction? What are they going to say? "We're sorry we called her a cunt, we meant 'aunt.'"

Krazee Eyez: I'll snap off your neck with a crackle and a pop.
Larry: Oh, I like the Rice Krispies thing, yeah.
 
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