You should try the appeasement until he annexes the Sudetengarden, conducts Anschluss with the fence, and invades your driveway with tanks
Ha hillariously theres a strip of my garden that was once part of his site, but the original owners must have agreed to cede this to our house in order to facilitate the building of a workshop at the back sometime in the 60s.
I'm clearly going to have to fortify it. This is my polish corridor.