Clampers: Ultimate Cunt Champions (1 Viewer)

[RSJ]

Got clamped outside my gaff this morning at 7:50am. Came out at eight and rang yer man. I've a permit to park there (its off street parking in front of my apartment where i've been for a month). "Which car is it?" "The punto with the parking permit on the dashboard". "Well that permit's out of date. I'll be there in twenty minutes and i'll need the €100 in cash". "But i fuckin live here and that's the permit i was given!" . "Permit's out of date and i'll need the cash to be waiting. Do you want me to call or not?"

I hope his wife spawns crack babies by the dozen until they suffocate him in his sleep for being a leech clamper cunt.

 

[La La]

ugh. sorry to hear that brian. i fucking HATE the clampers.
was stung twice on blackberry lane in portobello - such a fuckign nightmare. and so much fucking money. it used to be e70 - you saying it's gone up to 100?
pricks!
i bet most of them go home and cry themselves to sleep every night.

 

[RSJ]

It's a private company so they can charge what they want i suppose. It's an awful cunt who can ruin your day like that and still smile smugly in your face. There's a bad karma forest waiting for the cunt.

 

[Yurn!]

fucking cunts. worst ever cunts.

i saw a dude get a clamp off his car a few weeks ago with the help of bystanders and a jack. it was joyous. a great big cheer from the crowd who'd gathered to watch.

 

[La La]

i remember amy (who happens to be moose's cousin) got clamped outside a gaff once and she fucking took the wheel off the car herself and replaced it with a spare - what a legend.

what was even funnier was some kind of traffic police dude (prick) who stood there taking photos of her in action and of her license plate and she just continued on with her DIY shindig - think she ended up in court did she moose?

anyway - such a funny story. there is a way out of this kind of mess brian!

 

[RSJ]

I saw a clamper wrestle with a clamp for 20 mins, then take some sort of industrial drill to it, ruining the side of the car. I went down with my camera and he threatened to shove the camera up my arse. There was about five people standing around so I said "go for it, then you can pay out another grand to cover the camera on top of what it'll cost you to fix that car". He went back to unclamping the car with the drill and eventually succeeded (making utter shite of the car in the process), but the driver had left, so he came back half an hour later and reclamped it. Total UCC.

 

[JohnnyRaz]

fucking cunts. worst ever cunts.

i saw a dude get a clamp off his car a few weeks ago with the help of bystanders and a jack. it was joyous. a great big cheer from the crowd who'd gathered to watch.

I guy I know whos a carpenter cut one off with his angle grinder. He was carrying it arround in his boot for weeks afterwards.

clampers are the fucking spawn of the damned. self important sneaky little cunts

 

[La La]

let's count how many times the word 'cunt' is mentioned in this thread when it's finished with, ok?

i think we stand at 7 so far (incl thread title)

 

[pete]

people who park illegally are worse

 

[Hector Grey]

wah wah wah. i broke the rules and got punished. wah wah. it's someone elses fault. wah wah. you're a dingus for not noticing the date on the parking permit. stop passing the buck and take your medicine like a man.

what is this country coming to?

 

[Yurn!]

clampers are the fucking spawn of the damned. self important sneaky little cunts

I think we need some more 'i got one over the clampers stories'. it restores faith in humanity.

 

[RSJ]

people who park illegally are worse

Shouldn't you be off queuing for a bus somewhere?

 

[pete]

Shouldn't you be off queuing for a bus somewhere?

i was on a bus while your car was being clamped, perp

 

[classic seanc]

Was your permit out of date?

 

[george mcfly]

i knew a guy who became a clamper

he was a dickhead then and i'm sure he's still a dickhead now
curly haired prick

 

[Dromed]

i remember amy (who happens to be moose's cousin) got clamped outside a gaff once and she fucking took the wheel off the car herself and replaced it with a spare - what a legend.

what was even funnier was some kind of traffic police dude (prick) who stood there taking photos of her in action and of her license plate and she just continued on with her DIY shindig - think she ended up in court did she moose?

anyway - such a funny story. there is a way out of this kind of mess brian!

Yayyyyyy!!! .|..| .|..| .|..|

I guy I know whos a carpenter cut one off with his angle grinder. He was carrying it arround in his boot for weeks afterwards.

Yayyyyy!!! .|..| .|..| .|..|


As some hippy on the tellybox once said "Power to the People!"

Clampers make me want to spit.

 

[ratmonkey]

It's a private company so they can charge what they want i suppose. It's an awful cunt who can ruin your day like that and still smile smugly in your face. There's a bad karma forest waiting for the cunt.

Aren't their charges supposed to be set by the council?

 

[clive]

RSJ, you have a fiat punto ? ha ha ha ha ha ha.

 

[La La]

RSJ, you have a fiat punto ? ha ha ha ha ha ha.

just cos his car can't fit as much in it as yours, no need to rag on him clyve.

 

[george mcfly]

Clive drives a deadly car..it belongs to one of his da's