the local residents association mafia where I am looked for volunteers to put lights on the trees out the front of our houses. I missed the memo cos I came off the whatsapp group 20 minutes after I went on it, so the next-door neighbour (who only moved in a few months ago) said she'd do it. I offered to help her but she declined my kind offer. Anyway, she did it yesterday and made an absolute bollox of it. I'm thinking it would probably be rude of me to go out and fix it up a bit - would be kinda like me telling her she did a shit job.
Fuck christmas.
Fuck christmas.