BP Fallon is a wanker (1 Viewer)

[Lammas]

That death disco yoke is a load of me bollix - mod fuckin wishy washy pricks..and whats the craic with the Fallon? ever hear him!!? - him and red potatoe McGee rising each others jocks I fuckin hate the little elven cunt.

 

[old]

Wanker he may be, but he tells a good yarn.

 

[spectraljanitor]

Wanker he may be, but he tells a good yarn.

indeed. beep beep beep beep yeah. he looks like a walking skeleton...mebbe it was those years as led zeppelins and marc bolans press officer, sorry, "vibemaker"!

DIG!

seeya in da west Mr. not-so-Old .|..|

 

[Jim A. Morrish]

just got sent this press release....



TMR022 - Fame #9 b/w BP Fallon Interview & I Believe in Elvis Presley

Observant Third Man fans may remember BP Fallon from his cameo in The Dead Weather’s ‘I Cut Like A Buffalo’ video. BP has long been a legendary figure in rock and roll and has put his unique stamp on the history of popular music from his work as publicist and media guru to Led Zeppelin and T. Rex, working for the Beatles at Apple Records, managing Johnny Thunders and so much more.

Third Man Records is proud to announce the first in our new Spoken Word -Instructional Record series featuring the one and only BP Fallon. This release is Third Man’s first “three-sided” 45 record…presented in our patented and exclusive ‘Single Signal” sound design.

BP Fallon: Spoken word and vocals

Produced by Jack White III
Additional accompaniment on ‘I Believe in Elvis Presley’:
Jack White: Guitars
Patrick Keeler: Drums
Society Red: Bass, Guitar

 

[Pantone247]

and poor Smiley Bolger can't get no love, what's wrong with the world?

 

[krossie]

I guess thats pretty much a tautology - he's playing at 80p if anyone fancies bringing some rocks....

kp

 

[CinnamonBoy]

Whatever happened to Lammas? He seemed good fun.

 

[rettucs]

Whatever happened to Lammas? He seemed good fun.

hes straight out of the salsa school of almighty crack

 

[GARYXKNIFEDX]

and poor Smiley Bolger can't get no love, what's wrong with the world?

Smiley is infinately cooler than BP

 

[mr pharmacist!!!!1]

this belongs in food

 

[Kermit McDermott]

and poor Smiley Bolger can't get no love, what's wrong with the world?

BP is a different class of chancer. I often wonder about guys liked Smiley & BP. How do they make ends meet once their 15 minutes has passed?

 

[Theseus Mock]

How does a three-sided 45 work?

 

[JohnnyRaz]

BP is a different class of chancer. I often wonder about guys liked Smiley & BP. How do they make ends meet once their 15 minutes has passed?

has smiley been seen in public since the music room closed?
a character in the best possible sense of the word.

beep on the other hand-chancer.

 

[GARYXKNIFEDX]

How does a three-sided 45 work?

Two grooves,side by side. Depends which one the needle falls in as to what you hear.
I have a Melvins one.One groove plays the song normally,the other plays the same song backwards.

 

[Theseus Mock]

Two grooves,side by side. Depends which one the needle falls in as to what you hear.
I have a Melvins one.One groove plays the song normally,the other plays the same song backwards.

Interesting, are the grooves on the edge of the record color-coded somehow so you know where exactly to place the neddle? or is it potluck whether you manage to play the track on groove 1 vs. groove 2?

 

[GO]

A friend of mine found a postcard from Philo to B.P. on a tube in London.

 

[GARYXKNIFEDX]

Interesting, are the grooves on the edge of the record color-coded somehow so you know where exactly to place the neddle? or is it potluck whether you manage to play the track on groove 1 vs. groove 2?

A dangerous game of chance.

 

[Cormcolash]

Great thread title

 

[Phil_Insane]

has smiley been seen in public since the music room closed?

I seen smiley in fibbers a few months back, he had a curtain rail with him and was drinking a Guinness! True story!

 

[washingcattle]

Great thread title

Thread's not living up to the title though.

Was anyone here at the Ireland match when BP was the half time entertainment? Basically he ran around attempting to sing and making a wheezing noise into the mic for about ten minutes and then had to be helped off the pitch by some stewards. The father department of Ireland cringed and the eight year old kids about to play the sport against racism match wondered if Dustin had taken human form but kept the turkey sized lungs. Those kids are scarred by the sight of what many assume to be their grandda's partially reanimated corpse wheezing it's way down the tunnel towards the farm where their dog went after the car hit it.

They'll never look at a peanut the same way again.