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[pete]

Rest Of Zoom Call Can Only Imagine Carnival Of Forbidden Mysteries Surrounding Coworker With Camera Turned Off

COLUMBUS—Gazing in wonderment at the beguiling enigma before them, members of a Zoom conference call were reportedly transfixed Tuesday trying to imagine the carnival of forbidden mysteries surrounding coworker Mike Sampson, 34, whose camera was turned off. “What untold treasures of the flesh...

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[pete]

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[hydromancer]

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Starts at 2am

 

[ann post]

Needs sound

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[ernesto]

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Laughed out loud at this last night.
A lot of her dance moves are how the missus dances at me /takes the piss when she's trying to annoy me

 

[seanc]

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I'm only 20 minutes in. It's not what you're expecting. At all.

 

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DANCING DIGGERS!!!!!!

 

[magicbastarder]

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[Cormcolash]

10 years fighting in the war, he must have got stuck on one of those Pacific Islands with the Japanese

 

[pete]

Record-breaking roller coaster will travel more than 155 miles per hour

A roller coaster now under development in the Middle East is set to smash existing records for speed, height and track length. Called "Falcon's Flight," the ride will be the main attraction of Six Flags Qiddiya, due to open in Saudi Arabia outside of capital Riyadh in 2023.

edition.cnn.com

 

[magicbastarder]

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[ann post]

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He mentioned 40mph there.

I'd a dig around the NCAP website and the highest number I saw was 64kph - (this is 40mph).

I always presumed those tests were done at real world speeds. Kinda insane to think you can give something a 5 star rating for that. Like if it was toaster it would just burn down every house it was sold to, here's your 1500w toaster, it's totally safe at 800w, 5 stars. Insanity.

 

[magicbastarder]

there's another interesting crash test video they did - old car vs new car, and basically old cars are now more dangerous to drive than when they were new. because crashing an old car into an old car is like crashing two loaves of bread together; crashing an old one into a new one is like a loaf of bread colliding with a toaster.

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[ernesto]

there's another interesting crash test video they did - old car vs new car, and basically old cars are now more dangerous to drive than when they were new. because crashing an old car into an old car is like crashing two loaves of bread together; crashing an old one into a new one is like a loaf of bread colliding with a toaster.

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my car is as old as me. If My car is involved in a crash with a newer car. I’ll most likely be grand


God bless old German engineering

 

[David Kronenbourg]

I’ve been laughing at this for about two hours

Insults and expletives turn parish council Zoom meeting into internet sensation

Swearing, hysterics and a heroically stoic clerk transform Handforth meeting into absurdist drama

www.theguardian.com

 

[magicbastarder]

here's another one for you.

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[seanc]

"You have no authority here Jackie Wheeler" is a phrase I've heard over a dozen times today. It was a meme even before I showed up for work, even amongst people who don't know what an internet meme is. I'm waiting for someone to turn it into a banging Grime anthem.
It is very funny though. I have a better understanding of why, as a kid, mum said dad should be left alone after he came home parish council meetings.

 

[nuke terrorist]

here's another one for you.

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all those who were behaving like bullies were men and Jackie sorted 'em out.