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[pete]

Starving rats are reportedly turning into cannibals and attacking one other as their restaurant food supply disappears

The CDC has warned that rats have become more aggressive. Reports of rats swarming deserted streets as they desperately scavenge for food.

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[pete]

pew pew pew

The US successfully tested a laser weapon that can destroy aircraft mid-flight | CNN

A US Navy warship has successfully tested a new high-energy laser weapon that can destroy aircraft mid-flight, the Navy's Pacific Fleet said in a statement Friday.

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[Cormcolash]

Bored in Covid dole payment 932

 

[Denny Oubidoux]

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[pete]

Men hired for sexual fantasy break into wrong house

The pair, hired for role play involving a broom, mistakenly went to the wrong house with machetes.

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[flashback]

I went out for a run there, and I was hearing all sorts of moaning and howling coming off what I thought was this block of apartments. So I'm thinking, mother of God, some young one is getting The. Ride. Of. Her. Life right now by the sounds of it. Go for it missus!

Anyway, I'm plodding along, come round the corner there, running past this cemetery I pass on the way home, annnnd glance over.

There's a woman howling inconsolably as a coffin is getting lowered into a grave. And... I realise that's what I'd been hearing for the last minute or so. The wind had somehow made the sound seem like it came from this building on the other side of me.

Oops.

 

[Cormcolash]

Stroke me with your broom baby

 

[ernesto]

Men hired for sexual fantasy break into wrong house

The pair, hired for role play involving a broom, mistakenly went to the wrong house with machetes.

www.bbc.com

this sounds very like the plot to the Bill Murray movie 'The Man Who Knew Too Little'