I prefer the one about the abandoned dog that travelled 100 miles to bite its owner
I wonder do they ever get mixed up "Oops, wrong bed"
Bill Wyman, no?after mandy smith married rod stewart, his son and her mother got engaged - but they split up before they married.
if they *had* married, rod stewart's son would have become his father in law, and his mother in law would have become his daughter in law.
Once opened, butter stays out in the cupboard, in a covered butter dish.is this even a thing? good to see the guardian tackling the big issues.
She thinks butter belongs in the fridge; he thinks it’s fine sitting out. We air both sides of a domestic disagreement – and ask you to deliver a verdictwww.theguardian.com
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