Best song title ever (1 Viewer)

[CITY BABY]

a classic kinifed one "my cock ,your arse"
and what i think might be the most ignorent song title ever
the rebel counties SATANS ARSE
"fuck canabis leagalize peodophilia"

 

[CITY BABY]

I saw a funny one in work yesterday. 2Pac "Thugs get lonely too" gets my vote. Although the title of the year (and phil spectortastic single of the year) goes to Johnny Boy "You are the generation that bought more shoes and you get what you deserve" Fucking deadly!!

oh yeah thats like cock sparrers "even tough guys need someone sometimes"

 

[Alan Remorse]

Some more gems:

"three easy steps to reanimating your ass, only to rock it back into the ground again"
"youre fired, youre fired, youre fired... goddamn, im spike lee"
"girl, are you down with bacteria, and if so, would you like to see the inside of our van"
"im pretty sure i got my cat pregnant"

and the best:

"they say people elect the government they deserve, but i dont remember kife-raping any retarded nuns"

 

[Denver Max]

"i liked you a lot better before i saw you naked on the internet"

 

[stephenoblunt]

All those clever titles are nerdy.

 

[needtokill]

my two all time greats:

"my disgraceful conduct will bring dishonor upon your family" - some japanese hardcore band whose name I forget

"the twelfth day of sodom:when taking a shit feels sexy"- agoraphobic nosebleed

 

[cyclotron]

Some personal faves from the pen of Captain Beefheart :

Dropout Boogie
Ah Feel Like Achid
Beatle Bones 'n' Smokin' Stones
Dachau Blues
Neon Meate Dream Of A Octafish
My human gets me blues
Hair Pie : Bake 2
When big Joan Sets up
Sugar n' Spikes
Ant Man Bee
She's too much for my mirror
Hobo Chang ba
Steal softly through snow
Old fart at play
I love you, you big Dummy
Woe-is-Uh-Me-Bop
I Wanna Find A Woman That'll Hold My Big Toe Till I Have to Go
Flash Gordon's Ape
Tarotplane
I'm Gonna Booglarize You Baby
When It Blows Its Stacks
Nowadays A Woman's Gotta Hit A Man
My Head Is My Only House Unless It Rains
Big Eyed Beans From Venus
The Floppy Boot Stomp
A Carrot Is As Close As A Rabbit Gets To A Diamond
Flavor Bud Living
Making Love To A Vampire With A Monkey On My Knee
Hey Garland, I Dig Your Tweed Coat
The Past Sure Is Tense
Skeleton Makes Good

 

[xsteox]

the bus should have fallen on lars.

 

[nlgbbbblth]

City Baby Attacked By Rats

 

[veryslowey]

"my cock ,your arse"

that is so gay

 

[GARYXKNIFEDX]

a classic kinifed one "my cock ,your arse"
QUOTE]

We got accused of being sexist jocks or something for that one,haha.

 

[Rimbaud]

Whats wrong with been called a sexy Jock?!?

 

[Unknown Convict]

Compared To Their Predecessors, Today's Politically Motivated Kidnappers Are Total Dicks - Peter Peter Hughes (Fangio LP, Fayettenam)

 

[washingcattle]

I've always admired the Mogwai song title approach this one is they're latest masterpiece.

"stupid prick gets chased by the police and loses his slut girlfriend"

Don't think the song was up to much as I recall.

 

[josephk]

Cliché Guevara!

 

[ann post]

this just popped up:

(some dude on facebook) Is #NowPlaying 'Shop Assistants - Fixed Grin From Shop Assistants Anthology' (1985-1986) using #iScrob

 

[Deleted member 3435]

"How Can I Miss You When You Wont Go Away?"

 

[Unknown Convict]

Älgarnas Trädgård - Two hours over two blue mountains with a cuckoo on each side, of the hours…that is

 

[Unknown Convict]

"... And In The Spring Of 1930 I Noticed A Swan Sleeping By The Edge Of The Lake. I Cut It's Throat. The Blood Spurted Up, And I Drank From The Stump; And I Ejaculated."
Classic Noggin.

Various - North Of Nowhere: 19 Bands From Bellingham

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[GARYXKNIFEDX]

I just listened to the nig heist LP last night and this thread pops up

Nig-Heist - Snort My Load

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