asking for a pay rise (1 Viewer)

[mr pharmacist!!!!1]

should i be standing up or sitting down?

 

[Squiggle]

In this economic climate I suggest kneeling might be most effective.

 

[ann post]

depends what they are doing. firm trusting handshake, good eye contact, unwavering voice, palishness. can you play golf?

 

[mr pharmacist!!!!1]

pitch and putt

 

[Moods For Mallards]

Do you work for a pitch & putt company?

 

[Super Dexta]

I'm going to ask for one at my end of year review. Scary times.

 

[mr pharmacist!!!!1]

i'll know by 8 this evening.
either way ill be in grogans sitting cross legged tonight.

 

[nooleen]

let him yop on your tits

 

[washingcattle]

In a rescession, like a war, all normal rules and morals are suspended so you might as well just go in with your testicles sticking out of your fly, no matter if you stand, sit, smile or make small talk the only thought in your bosses head will be "how big are his balls?" Let him/her know up front. it's the honest thing to do.

 

[mr pharmacist!!!!1]

i think the duck and cover position suits me best.

 

[mark]

stand up. with an axe.

 

[David Kronenbourg]

leave a post it on his desk. 'can i hav a pay rise? pleese tick yes or no'

 

[mr pharmacist!!!!1]

i think he's trying to avoid me.
he's glued his mobile to the side of his head.

 

[Kid Lovebeach]

FUCK SAKE SHOW HIM THIS THREAD!

 

[David Kronenbourg]

FUCK SAKE SHOW HIM THIS THREAD!

so angry

 

[Kid Lovebeach]

so angry

i just want my kids back.

 

[washingcattle]

so angry

SHOW HIM YOUR BALLS

 

[Cormcolash]

Get a job in a bank, you still get a bonus even if everything you do turns to shit. Alternatively FAS are meant to have a very good pension scheme.

 

[mr pharmacist!!!!1]

i don't want another job, i just want more money.

 

[ernesto]

i don't want a job, i just want money