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Discussion in 'General' started by Anthony, Jul 8, 2002.

  1. Anthony

    Anthony Well-Known Member Supporter

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    How do you cut Tomatoes in slices all the way?
    I'm always left with about a third slipping all over the place and end up cutting it on the flat, that bugs me.
     
  2. Goodbye

    Goodbye New Member

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    ye dozy motherfucker

    theres late night ads on TV for the likes of things like that...
     
  3. herv

    herv New Member

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    a handy trick is not to eat them in the first place.

    a second nifty suggestion is to cut a bit off the side so you have a flat edge to work on. that stops the beast flying all over the proverbial shop, so to speak.
     
  4. manky mongrel

    manky mongrel New Member

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    eh...try slicing 90% of the way instead of all the way through. You're then left with a whole load of slices that are all stuck together by one solid piece at the bottom. You slice this bottom piece off, releasing all the slices at once.
     
  5. herv

    herv New Member

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    thats brilliant.

    much better than mine.

    do it.

    i know i will.

    oh yeah.
     
  6. Alex

    Alex New Member

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    That's genious !!!!!!
     
  7. Dan

    Dan New Member

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    Is everyone forgetting that a tomato is a sphere. If you cut all your slices evenly...well think about it ....
     
  8. theorganisation

    theorganisation New Member

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    Spelt like an Italian
     
  9. hop

    hop New Member

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    i say tomato, you say tomato

    dan, show me a spherical tomato (tomato)
     
  10. herv

    herv New Member

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    show me a sherical tomato and i'll show you a man with a dream in his eyes.
     
  11. Dan

    Dan New Member

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    Here he is..Tito, the spherical tomato
     

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  12. hop

    hop New Member

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    tito is a fucking great name for a tomato


    tito the tomato

    toto the timoto

    i could go on but i should ne'er have begun
     
  13. herv

    herv New Member

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    mine is far better.
     

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  14. hop

    hop New Member

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    ask thumped this:

    what the fuck is the word 'ketchup' supposed to be?

    like where did it come from and why is it solely the property of tomato sauceries?

    anyone seen another type of ketchup?
     
  15. Alex

    Alex New Member

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    Definitely...

    See this is your first post, did you register just to quote my misspelling? I'm flattered! :p
     
  16. herv

    herv New Member

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    catsup.

    where i come from its called catsup.
     
  17. hop

    hop New Member

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    heinz ketchup or hans catsup???
     
  18. Dan

    Dan New Member

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    First ketchup was made from a chinese fish called a ketsiap in the 1600s. The word evolved to ketchup. Many types of ketchup have been made, but tomato is the most popular one.

    If there was a nerd emoticon I'd use it now.
     
  19. rumpus

    rumpus New Member

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    best thread in ages

    I hate tomatos but love ketchup and other tomato-inspired products

    one sausage, one slice of fresh white bread, one heap of chef ketchup.......|..| .|..|

    simple man, simple pleasures
     
  20. billygannon

    billygannon Well-Known Member Contributor

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    A Chorizo sausage with two slices of a nice juicy tomato with some nice cheese served between the cheeks of a beautiful Asian princess.. or something...

    That's what this thread is about, right?
     
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