cuntface
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Originally posted by Knacker
What the fuck? Are you drunk?
Originally posted by Pantone247
Hey Bill, I mailed you on U+W there
can we reschedule our non valentines related 'business' lunch for 1 o clock?
drop me a mail
Originally posted by cuntface
He might not see this so just give him a ring on his phonio
Originally posted by Pantone247
oh he saw it alright
here, you didn't see what he got me for Valentines day did you?
I hope its massive whatever it is
Originally posted by cuntface
To one and all
Originally posted by Knacker
It's Saint Adolf's day today.
Originally posted by Pantone247
and what might he be the patron saint of?
Originally posted by Ed
yeah same you you. considering going out tonight, although i may have to find some friends
Originally posted by cuntface
Is this where we are meant to show sympathy and ask you to please come out that you do have friends!!
Originally posted by Ed
If i ever have to rely on thumped for making friends i'd probably feel inclined to never go out
Originally posted by cuntface
Ah Ed I was only joking, why wouldn't you come out tonight?
Originally posted by Ed
Mostly cuz i've only just gotten up and my brain hasn't started functioning so i can't figure out what to do
Originally posted by cuntface
Ah the randomness of it all! Oh to be only getting up at this time... I've been up since 6.45 so my clarity of things will slowly start to fade this eve as I get tired and emotional
Originally posted by Ed
see, serves you right for acting like a grown up, i'm just gonna stay in college for a long time
Originally posted by Speed Racer
Off topic, but look what some bogger sent me! The cheek. Anyway half of these are old nig*** jokes heard in school in the 80's.
Q: If you see a Dub on a bike, why should you never swerve to hit
him?
A: It's probably your bike.
Q: What do you call a Dub in a suit?
A: The accused
Q: Why does the Liffey run through Dublin
A: Because if it walked it would be mugged
Q: Why wasn't Jesus born in Dublin
A: Because God couldn't find three wise men and a virgin
Q: What do you say to a Dub on a bike?
A: Stop thief!
Q: What do you say to a Dub in a uniform?
A: Big Mac and Fries, please
Q: What's the first question at a Dub pub quiz night?
A: What are you bleedin' lookin' at?
And for the best one...
Q: What do you call a Dub in a white Nike Shellsuit?
A: The Bride!
...ha ha ha I likes the last one though.
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