Fuck Yeah Pizza (1 Viewer)

[flashback]

*dons internet hat


Y'all realise there's a difference between pizza and just throwing a bunch of shite on round bread, right?

True.

It's not a true Pizza unless it's made in the town of Pizzaria. Otherwise it's just normal bread with spuds and Brussels sprouts on top.

 

[seanc]

Edit. No need for that seanc.

 

[therealjohnny]

I shared a house with a guy who would scrape all the toppings of his frozen pizza because he "only liked the bun"

 

[seanc]

Here did the toppings go? Did he ever try a marinara? Or garlic bread? Or bread?

 

[flashback]

I shared a house with a guy who would scrape all the toppings of his frozen pizza because he "only liked the bun"

My son likes "pizza, with no sauce, but plain".

Plain? What's that then?

"Just plain. Pizza with cheese."

And? Nothing? Cheese? Mate, that's cheese on toast.

"No, it's a PLAIN pizza, with no sauce."

I'm the one that has to order this nonsense too.

 

[Cornu Ammonis]

My son likes "pizza, with no sauce, but plain".

Plain? What's that then?

"Just plain. Pizza with cheese."

And? Nothing? Cheese? Mate, that's cheese on toast.

"No, it's a PLAIN pizza, with no sauce."

I'm the one that has to order this nonsense too.

Cheese toastie.

 

[Cornu Ammonis]

True.

It's not a true Pizza unless it's made in the town of Pizzaria. Otherwise it's just normal bread with spuds and Brussels sprouts on top.

Honestly, if you really want to rile the Italians up you just need to keep calling single sandwiches panini.

 

[magicbastarder]

where can you get good fresh jalapenos? like the ones dominos use (which are lovely and sweet and hot)
our local asian market does jalapenos, but they're quite a bit drier and tougher.

 

[ernesto]

I shared a house with a guy who would scrape all the toppings of his frozen pizza because he "only liked the bun"

Sound like a much savage.

 

[pete]

Sound like a much savage.

A not an organic farmer.